This kinda news will please the welsh men...

[Guillaume]

...and women obviously. (http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/gruffudds%20shrinking%20penis#121)


And please, no jokes about ovines, because they're offensive. :dry:

[Lilmiss]

And where do we find the original pictures? :shifty:


Proved my point though, Welsh are 90% cawk.

[sArA]

Mmmmmm a think a holiday to Wales might be in order :shifty: :w00t:

[peat moss]

Mmmmmm a think a holiday to Wales might be in order :shifty: :w00t:



Come on Its a sock down there, or a bologna sandwich. :dry:

[manker]

And where do we find the original pictures? :shifty:


Proved my point though, Welsh are 90% cawk. It's not that big :unsure:

[bigboab]

And where do we find the original pictures? :shifty:


Proved my point though, Welsh are 90% cawk. It's not that big :unsure:

Looks as if it is going to be an agreeable weekend.:lol:

[manker]

It's not that big :unsure:

Looks as if it is going to be an agreeable weekend.:lol:I'm still apprehensive.

They call her Lilmiss, but I've heard stories of a Silk Cut rolling around in the Albert Hall :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

Oi!
I'm no fag, cawk. :snooty:

:blink:




Personally, I just think it's the sheepdip that inflames their genitals.

[manker]

/runs off to buy some sheepdip

[Guillaume]

[QUOTE=bigboab]
They call her Lilmiss, but I've heard stories of a Silk Cut rolling around in the Albert Hall :unsure:
Alright, could someone explain this to a poor, confused amphibian? :blink:

[manker]

As I hit send, I fecking knew someone would ask that :lol:

It's really funny, if you're me.

Probably not so if you take it out of context, duno what a Silk Cut is - or never get my innuendo, anyway.

[Lilmiss]

/runs off to buy some sheepdip



Wow! You have to buy sheepdip? :ohmy:

Those rams really are pimping hard these days.

[peat moss]

As I hit send, I fecking knew someone would ask that :lol:

It's really funny, if you're me.

Probably not so if you take it out of context, duno what a Silk Cut is - or never get my innuendo, anyway.


And a "n" to it I'll figure it out :lookaroun

[Gripper]

would it be the same as"chucking a sausage down an alley" :naughty:

[GepperRankins]

/runs off to buy some sheepdip
i thought they were to kill fleas :smilie4:


what did i tell you about playing with arcadia

[manker]

/runs off to buy some sheepdip



Wow! You have to buy sheepdip? :ohmy:

Those rams really are pimping hard these days. :lol: :lol:

To be fair, it wouldn't be pimping at all if you didn't have to pay for it - but I'll let you off, Hyacinth.



@ Gripper - yup :naughty:

[Lilmiss]

Hyacinth.

:huh: Is that some Welsh way of calling me a deerty whore?
Or are you just calling british men inadequate?



Either's fine. :P :ermm:

[manker]

Hyacinth.

:huh: Is that some Welsh way of calling me a deerty whore?
Or are you just calling british men inadequate?



Either's fine. :P :ermm:
Neither, Ms Bucket http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/PWNED.gif



:P

[peat moss]

Hyacinth.

:huh: Is that some Welsh way of calling me a deerty whore?
Or are you just calling british men inadequate?



Either's fine. :P :ermm:


" Ouch "

[JPaul]

:huh: Is that some Welsh way of calling me a deerty whore?
Or are you just calling british men inadequate?



Either's fine. :P :ermm:
Neither, Ms Bucket http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/PWNED.gif



:P
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/5582/monkeyslap5rm.gif

[Lilmiss]

Neither, Ms Bucket


I was thinking along the "Bucket" lines, but now I'm just totally confuddled.

J'Pol, wtf?

Please don't let Darth post, I don't think my poor brain could take it. :wacko:



somewhat fitting for a Welsh thread.

[manker]

http://www.colinthomas.com/assets/celebrityimages/Hyacinth-Bouquet.jpg

I thought everyone knew this woman. Keeping Up Appearances, was the programme :huh:


Maybe I watch too much UK Gold.

[peat moss]

Hyacinth.

:huh: Is that some Welsh way of calling me a deerty whore?
Or are you just calling british men inadequate?



Either's fine. :P :ermm:


Shirley you jest ! After looking at your avatar I alwayes wanted to sat that! :shutup:

[peat moss]

Com 'on its Mrs Bouquet. I got On the Buses for fathers day . I'm still grinning ! :lol:

[JPaul]

J'Pol, wtf?


It's a penguin slapping a monkey, obviously

[GepperRankins]

http://www.colinthomas.com/assets/celebrityimages/Hyacinth-Bouquet.jpg

I thought everyone knew this woman. Keeping Up Appearances, was the programme :huh:


Maybe I watch too much UK Gold.
the adverts on uktv history are too much uktv gold

[Lilmiss]

I got On the Buses

:lol: :lookaroun


Stop hurting my brain, you bunch of swines.
Your driving me to drink, drugs and choc.


:shifty:

[Gripper]

Onslow's my hero and ambition in life

[GepperRankins]

I got On the Buses

:lol: :lookaroun


Stop hurting my brain, you bunch of swines.
Your driving me to drink, drugs and choc.


:shifty:

*you're

[manker]

:lol: :lookaroun


Stop hurting my brain, you bunch of swines.
Your driving me to drink, drugs and choc.


:shifty:

*you're
You learn quickly, young Jedi.

[Lilmiss]

*you're


:lol: Tanks.

Mods. I hereby give Mr Rankins permission to alter my spelling in all my posts.
All liability lies with him from here on.

:shifty:

[manker]

Can I do the grammar :unsure:

Please :ermm:

[Rat Faced]

I must have read the article wrong..

Im sure it says "Started of wearing a Codpiece"

And when it was removed, he was "Like Action Man" :blink:

[bigboab]

[QUOTE=manker]
Alright, could someone explain this to a poor, confused amphibian? :blink:

I once had a young lady say to me 'Would you give the side next to the shore a wee rub now'. does that explain it a wee bit better?:)

In saying that, I completely disassociate this statement from LilMiss:blushing: I am only clarifying mankers ribaldry.:)

[JPaul]

[QUOTE=Guillaume]

I once had a young lady say to me 'Would you give the side next to the shore a wee rub now'. does that explain it a wee bit better?:)

Yes, you have an unfeasibly small penis.

weeboaby, as it were.

[manker]

Oh ... me poor aching sides :D

[Lilmiss]

In saying that, I completely disassociate this statement from LilMiss


:lol: You know what's good for you.

My pal called it "beating the patty" the other day.
Grossed me out slightly.

[bigboab]

In saying that, I completely disassociate this statement from LilMiss


:lol: You know what's good for you.

My pal called it "beating the patty" the other day.
Grossed me out slightly.


Dont threaten me.:ph34r: I'll feel that much at home I will put my big double slipper on.:lol:

[JPaul]

:lol: You know what's good for you.

My pal called it "beating the patty" the other day.
Grossed me out slightly.


Dont threaten me.:ph34r: I'll feel that much at home I will put my big double slipper on.:lol:

How pink is your slipper.

Is that an old film about a Welsh Mining Village.

Not a village which mines, a village where Miners live.

So, an old film about a Welsh Miners Village would be more accurate.

Not a Welsh Miner's Village tho', because a Welsh Miner is unlikely to own a village.

Well not a very big one.

I think you see my pont.

[bigboab]

Dont threaten me.:ph34r: I'll feel that much at home I will put my big double slipper on.:lol:

How pink is your slipper.

Is that an old film about a Welsh Mining Village.

Not a village which mines, a village where Miners live.

So, an old film about a Welsh Miners Village would be more accurate.

Not a Welsh Miner's Village tho', because a Welsh Miner is unlikely to own a village.

Well not a very big one.

I think you see my pont.

I think that was a bridge too far.:lol:

[JPaul]

How pink is your slipper.

Is that an old film about a Welsh Mining Village.

Not a village which mines, a village where Miners live.

So, an old film about a Welsh Miners Village would be more accurate.

Not a Welsh Miner's Village tho', because a Welsh Miner is unlikely to own a village.

Well not a very big one.

I think you see my pont.

I think that was a bridge too far.:lol:


Cheebus' Dad :blink:

[bigboab]

Here it is Manker. Sorry but my pink one is at the cleaners.:)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/bigboab/sheepskin_footmuff.jpg