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jrzofclay
07-05-2005, 08:32 PM
delete

DanB
07-05-2005, 08:35 PM
Get a job?
Sell your arse?
Turn to crime?

You said your smart so I'm sure you can figure it out :01:

Rat Faced
07-05-2005, 08:38 PM
In the USA?

Scanning the dollar bills and printing them off seems to work.. :lol:

Tikibonbon
07-05-2005, 08:53 PM
Maybe since it is summer time, wait till the temps start to really rise in Europe, and as soon as they start dropping dead from a little heat, swoop in with tons of box fans and air conditioners. :)

Or since you are near the border, I hear human trafficing is worth big bucks.

Peerzy
07-05-2005, 08:55 PM
Your a smart kid, but you paid money to get money :lol:

Just think how do websites make money, theres no easy way to get money, no quick email your name along and get $1000 instantly schemes they all just get your money.

If your smart you would get a part time job. You can get those from when your 13 i think (paper boy) or just start selling drugs.

Trajedi
07-05-2005, 08:57 PM
ebay.? :p

Virtualbody1234
07-05-2005, 10:09 PM
Send me $1 and I'll show you a way to get a ton of cash.

{I}{K}{E}
07-05-2005, 10:21 PM
Send me $1 and I'll show you a way to get a ton of cash.


only 1$ ? :rolleyes:

cpt_azad
07-05-2005, 11:37 PM
Dont' listen to Virtualbody1234

Send ME only .99 cents* and I'll show you how to get super rich like I did :cool:



*1000 easy payments only

Seriously though, just get P/T job, I got my first job when I was 11 so stop whining dude, you're 15, hell I made a shitload money when I was 15 enough to buy my car plus a years worth of insurance (mind you I worked all year, F/T in summer too). It's not hard to find a job trust me, main reason people can't get work is they're lazy as feck (ask LP he'll tell ya).

edit: b4 someone is a smartass and starts flaming, yes it was a used-car, dodge neon red 97 model. gets the job done though, considering it was only $4000 CAD.

Virtualbody1234
07-06-2005, 12:01 AM
Send me $1 and I'll show you a way to get a ton of cash.


only 1$ ? :rolleyes:
Yes, only one dollar.

Smith
07-06-2005, 01:20 AM
How are you to young for getting a job? Im 15 and i can apply almost anywhere, i guess your not looking hard enough.

Get a job buddy.

fkdup74
07-06-2005, 01:37 AM
drugs & prostitution :D

maebach
07-06-2005, 05:17 AM
go to your nearest McDonalds

DarthInsinuate
07-06-2005, 10:32 AM
pyramid scheme
viral advertising
make stupid noises to an stupidierest animation and send it to a ringtone company
setup a bittorrent tracker then 'get shut down' by the FBI and demand donations for legal costs

Mad Cat
07-06-2005, 10:43 AM
Seduce and marry Bill Gates.

Vargas
07-06-2005, 10:53 AM
i hear they pay good money at the movie theater for people to suck the farts out of the seat cushions

dwight10
08-05-2019, 02:30 PM
Hello, there are multiple ways to make money now.

How to make money you can:

1. Provide your own skills and experts online to make money
2. Use "paid to click" ads to earn more money. Or also use Google Adsense to earn you more money. Adsense ads can be added to your own website to earn income.
3. Doing some effective blogging work , that can make you different money income streams now.
4. Sell your own used cloths, if they are still good quality for others.
5. Do online surveys that can earn you some money as well.

Hope that helps.
Enjoy your own make more money Success results!
Dwight Harrison
Entrepreneur

Intemsi
08-05-2019, 07:54 PM
Sounds like a good plan to me...:)

IdolEyes787
08-05-2019, 09:07 PM
Those are ways to obtain money. To make it you need a press. I would have thought a self described entrepreneur would know the difference.

Also the 15 year old who started this thread is 27 now. I guess we needed to clear Mulder's old posts to make room for important stuff like this.

anon
08-06-2019, 02:36 AM
Also the 15 year old who started this thread is 27 now.

Which means that 1. you must have failed first grade math, 2. he has access to a variety of options that didn't exist on '05, like Bitcoin, ransomware, paid trolling and becoming a YouTube "celebrity". What a great time to be alive!

IdolEyes787
08-06-2019, 12:54 PM
The joke is on you. I skipped first grade and moved directly to second as I was found to be exceptionally not dumbish.

anon
08-07-2019, 12:55 AM
I don't know how publeec edekasion works in Canadia, but I would guess they just wanted to save taxpayers' money.

Fishy2
08-15-2019, 07:16 AM
The op deleted his post, good to see some things never change! Then again some things do, on the off chance the op ever reads this thread again there are tons of ways to make money on the interwebs these days its really not that hard

anon
08-15-2019, 09:01 AM
The op deleted his post

That's okay, I wouldn't want a prospective employer to know I post here either. :lol:

TrackRu
08-15-2019, 09:51 AM
Washing dishes in the restaurant

Fishy2
08-15-2019, 11:52 AM
That's okay, I wouldn't want a prospective employer to know I post here either. :lol:

Haha, yep your not wrong I guess, its never going to be a CV highlight is it! :lol:

megabyteme
08-15-2019, 04:53 PM
The op deleted his post

That's okay, I wouldn't want a prospective employer to know I post here either. :lol:

I barely want other members to know I post here :noes:

shaina
08-15-2019, 06:15 PM
I barely want other members to know I post here :noes:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPK8Nxofb3c


I have to say i miss your original Avatar;)

anon
08-16-2019, 12:45 PM
I have to say i miss your original Avatar;)

Which one of them? :P

shaina
08-16-2019, 02:36 PM
I have to say i miss your original Avatar;)
Which one of them? :P

Well, did you watch the video:D

anon
08-17-2019, 09:00 AM
Yeah, but you missed my point :P He's had many over the years, I think my favorite was the one that made fun of Hombre's old seizure-inducing signature.

jackl
09-13-2019, 11:17 AM
Best way to make money is to work hard and spend less! There you go, a free one!

vettmann
09-13-2019, 12:06 PM
Move out of your mom's basement and get a job.

dion09529
09-13-2019, 07:29 PM
In the USA?

Scanning the dollar bills and printing them off seems to work.. :lol:


Eventually, they'll all end up on my desk.

#no watermark of BF
#no security thread
#no color-shifting numeral

anon
09-13-2019, 08:42 PM
Best way to make money is to work hard and spend less!

Work smart, not hard ;)

shaina
09-13-2019, 10:17 PM
Best way to make money is to work hard and spend less!

Work smart, not hard ;)

Yaaa!!! Like being the Guy on top of pyramid schemes :yup:

anon
09-15-2019, 12:13 AM
...but doing something within the law, ideally.

shaina
09-15-2019, 03:19 AM
...but doing something within the law, ideally.

Grey area pyramid money/invesment schemes Anon:idunno:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA7CKvoKEmE

xxonslaughtxx
09-18-2019, 04:04 AM
Be a SugarMom

MacGyverSG1
09-25-2019, 08:07 AM
Work smart, not hard ;)

Yaaa!!! Like being the Guy on top of pyramid schemes :yup:

Like Herbalife.

Caballero
09-25-2019, 06:06 PM
Like Herbalife.

Have you been following that We Work IPO debacle over the last few weeks? Amazing what shit people get away with (at least temporarily)...

Smiek
09-26-2019, 11:18 AM
work your ass off, work during weekends, work extra hours and one day, start ur own business and be better than everyone else

MacGyverSG1
09-26-2019, 11:22 AM
work your ass off, work during weekends, work extra hours and one day, start ur own business and be better than everyone else

Sounds great, but doesn't work 99% of the time.

IdolEyes787
09-26-2019, 12:21 PM
work your ass off, work during weekends, work extra hours and one day, start ur own business and be better than everyone else Someone seriously needs to point out to you that having more money or owning more material possessions doesn't make you "better than anybody else".

shaina
09-26-2019, 03:06 PM
Someone seriously needs to point out to you that having more money or owning more material possessions doesn't make you "better than anybody else".
:artist:

Spoken like a true Jehovah Witness:yup:

IdolEyes787
09-26-2019, 03:13 PM
As Hare Krishnan I take offense at that.

shaina
09-26-2019, 04:05 PM
As a Harey Krishtan I take offense at that.

:lol: :artist: :lol:

nez
10-11-2019, 11:55 PM
side hustle

Equalwings
03-03-2020, 03:14 AM
Try hard. Be lucky. Have rich parents. Don't give up the first few times.

McGyverBane
03-10-2020, 08:41 AM
Work - simply work your rear end off. Say YES to anything that may open a door. Be willing to do anything that may open a door - no job is below you!

IdolEyes787
03-10-2020, 07:05 PM
Work - simply work your rear end off. Say YES to anything that may open a door. Be willing to do anything that may open a door - no job is below you!

That and being fond of travel is how I ended up as a drug mule.

anon
03-11-2020, 02:01 PM
Well... at least you have a job! And you get to meet new interesting people! Not everyone can say that in this economy :dry:

ikNOTXSFST
03-11-2020, 02:59 PM
once you have a college degree ,

try working .

work is full of phear and sweat and so little rest

anon
03-11-2020, 03:32 PM
/r/LifeAfterSchool

Stehle
03-11-2020, 04:25 PM
NO Day Trading... especially after last Monday. :blink:

sallysparr0w
10-15-2020, 07:11 PM
Use magic outside Hogwarts