Big Brother - WTF

[DanB]

I a m ashamedly watching Big Brother and Makosi has just announced to Vannesa and Kemal that she might be pregnant following her dalliance in the pool with Anthony on Saturday night.

I mean how the feck can she reckon this after 3 days?? :blink: :blink:

Although I guess hypothetically speaking she could be preggers but it would be way too early to tell so thereofre she is either an attention grabbing whore or clueless about the birds and the bees


:lol: :lol:

[manker]

She also spoke with Anthony and they agreed that he didn't put his cawk anywhere near her.

She is hawt tho, so I forgive her :D

[DanB]

the fcuk she is hawt. Have you not seen here with her tits out?? They go in opposite directions :lol:

She is a dick for saying it, and the other 2 are even bigger dicks for not having a clue

[Peerzy]

Stupid big brother highlight show. She's in the diary room asking can i have a preg test and this it cuts so you don't find out if she gets it. I hope she is, just so i can see what she looks like when she's fat.

Also does anyone know what Kemal is yet, he's kinda a man, who wears dipers and dresses like an indian women :huh:

[manker]

the fcuk she is hawt. Have you not seen here with her tits out?? They go in opposite directions :lol:

She is a dick for saying it, and the other 2 are even bigger dicks for not having a clueHer tits are weird but she has a really pretty face and smile.

She's also a bit of a slapper with lesbian tendencies.

Her good points outweigh teh bad :blushing:

[Peerzy]

the fcuk she is hawt. Have you not seen here with her tits out?? They go in opposite directions :lol:

She is a dick for saying it, and the other 2 are even bigger dicks for not having a clueHer tits are weird but she has a really pretty face and smile.

She's also a bit of a slapper with lesbian tendencies.

Her good points outweigh teh bad :blushing:


With teh pushup bra she looks alright, otherwise she can use them as slippers :huh:

She has teh big ass as well :naughty:


Orlauth for me tho :naughty: :lookaroun

[DanB]

and Science is a fucking cawk

[Peerzy]

and Science is a fucking cawk


Yeah man, ya kno what im saying cause like im science i don't have to do that you know i mean man, its just the way im science im god you know i am god in here i dont have to do this, science man

:ph34r:

[enoughfakefiles]

Do you think she`ll have the baby before she get evicted. :unsure:

[manker]

Her tits are weird but she has a really pretty face and smile.

She's also a bit of a slapper with lesbian tendencies.

Her good points outweigh teh bad :blushing:


With teh pushup bra she looks alright, otherwise she can use them as slippers :huh:

She has teh big ass as well :naughty:


Orlauth for me tho :naughty: :lookaroun
I prefer teh Makosi to Orlaitorath. Mostly, skinny blonde girls do nuffin for me :snooty:

I don't mind her big arse but if she could just get those tits to point in the right direction. She'd be rivalling the dearly departed Saskia and Sam :wub: :cry:

[enoughfakefiles]

With teh pushup bra she looks alright, otherwise she can use them as slippers :huh:

She has teh big ass as well :naughty:


Orlauth for me tho :naughty: :lookaroun
I prefer teh Makosi to Orlaitorath. Mostly, skinny blonde girls do nuffin for me :snooty:

I don't mind her big arse but if she could just get those tits to point in the right direction. She'd be rivalling the dearly departed Saskia and Sam :wub: :cry:

Sam was a definate hawtie. :naughty:

[manker]

Lest we forget :cry:

http://www.2fort4.com/celebnews/bb6/bb6_050610/bb6_0506100082.jpg

http://www.2fort4.com/celebnews/bb6/bb6_050613/bb6_0506130042.jpg

[enoughfakefiles]

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/8859/untitled1copy1ds.jpg

:rolleyes:

[{I}{K}{E}]

Which BB are we talking bout? UK?

[manker]

Which BB are we talking bout? UK?Yeah, I couldn't get into the Latvian one :ermm:

[{I}{K}{E}]

so they aired the complete 'sex scene' ?



I remember something bout a dude having sex with a transvestite here in Holland :lol:

[manker]

so they aired the complete 'sex scene' ?



I remember something bout a dude having sex with a transvestite here in Holland :lol:Kinda but they were in the spa - you couldn't see anything :(




And you can keep those sorts of goings on in Dutchland, where they belong :snooty: :lol:

[{I}{K}{E}]

Kinda but they were in the spa - you couldn't see anything :(




And you can keep those sorts of goings on in Dutchland, where they belong :snooty: :lol:


:lol:

'it' even had a playboy shoot after the BB show :wacko:

[manker]

Kinda but they were in the spa - you couldn't see anything :(




And you can keep those sorts of goings on in Dutchland, where they belong :snooty: :lol:


:lol:

'it' even had a playboy shoot after the BB show :wacko:Hawt? :naughty: :ermm:

http://umichan.clarence.com/archive/images/pennywise.jpg

[{I}{K}{E}]

Dunno... I can do a google search and post a pic you want. :huh:


/me doesnt like clowns :lookaroun

[enoughfakefiles]

Dunno... I can do a google search and post a pic you want.


/me doesnt like clowns :lookaroun

Nobody liked the clown. :ph34r:

[manker]

Hmm, I don't like clowns much either.

Think I probably like them more than naked pics of transvestites, tho' :unsure:



Edit: Wouldn't a naked transvestite be just a naked bloke :huh:

[{I}{K}{E}]

what's a 'bloke'? :huh:

[manker]

what's a 'bloke'? :huh:A male.

I suppose the word is used in the UK much like the Americans use 'dude' - but without the surfer connotations.

[{I}{K}{E}]

what's a 'bloke'? :huh:A male.

I suppose the word is used in the UK much like the Americans use 'dude' - but without the surfer connotations.

k, thnx.

maybe I used the wrong word for 'it'. :unsure: because 'it' already had fake boobs and penis was removed... :shutup:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Transsexual, well that's a pity. :(

[Mr. Mulder]

mac-o-see is a feckwit, and those two feckers that follow her around are even bigger feckers for wubing her :snooty:

and that science is a complete and utter 100% mether fecker :snooty:

[{I}{K}{E}]

Transsexual, well that's a pity. :(

thats the word I was looking for :lol:

[enoughfakefiles]

mac-o-see is a feckwit, and those two feckers that follow her around are even bigger feckers for wubing her :snooty:

and that science is a complete and utter 100% mether fecker :snooty:

I reckon derek is just priming him for some bum fun. :unsure:

[manker]

Noooooo!!!!1

Bum-fun is what it's called when a man and a woman do it. Anal sex is something entirely different :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

derek wants to wub science twice, it's obvious :sick:

[sArA]

Noooooo!!!!1

Bum-fun is what it's called when a man and a woman do it. Anal sex is something entirely different :ermm:

Is it?

Please expand..............

[enoughfakefiles]

Noooooo!!!!1

Bum-fun is what it's called when a man and a woman do it. Anal sex is something entirely different :ermm:

Is it?

Please expand..............

I don`t think you wanted to put it like that sara. :lol:

[manker]

Is it?

Please expand..............

I don`t think you wanted to put it like that sara. :lol:Oh I think she did :lol: :lol:

[sArA]

[QUOTE=enoughfakefiles]

I don`t think you wanted to put it like that sara. :lol:
You think?

[enoughfakefiles]

You think?

Shall we make it a poll. :lol:

/edit it`s not the way it looks. :lol:

[manker]

:ermm: Yeah.

[Mr. Mulder]

You think?

Shall we make it a poll. :lol:


some of us already have :naughty:

[sArA]

Shall we make it a poll. :lol:


some of us already have :naughty:



:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

sara laughed at my poll :no:

[Guillaume]

She deserves a spanking for such insolence. :naughty:

[Gemby!]

I a m ashamedly watching Big Brother and Makosi has just announced to Vannesa and Kemal that she might be pregnant following her dalliance in the pool with Anthony on Saturday night.

I mean how the feck can she reckon this after 3 days?? :blink: :blink:

Although I guess hypothetically speaking she could be preggers but it would be way too early to tell so thereofre she is either an attention grabbing whore or clueless about the birds and the bees


:lol: :lol:

womens intuition is a wonderful thing :rolleyes:

[Mr. Mulder]

wot happened in last nights ep? there was a convenient power cut last night at 10:05pm :fist:

not that i care or anything :snooty:

[Peerzy]

Nothing much, infact they failed to mention anything to do with Makosi getting pregnant.

[Mr. Mulder]

Nothing much, infact they failed to mention anything to do with Makosi getting pregnant.

this miracle baby that she could feel growing the next day? it must be up and about, eating and sleeping by now :pinch:

[Peerzy]

Nothing much, infact they failed to mention anything to do with Makosi getting pregnant.

this miracle baby that she could feel growing the next day? it must be up and about, eating and sleeping by now :pinch:


Worse, it's made a dash for the wall in an attempt to escape the house :ermm:

[manker]

Nothing much, infact they failed to mention anything to do with Makosi getting pregnant.

this miracle baby that she could feel growing the next day? it must be up and about, eating and sleeping by now :pinch:They put it there.

It's a hybrid. The first of many.

[Jon L. Obscene]

I just thought I'd mention that Craige is from my town..........I really really apologise on behalf of Sheringham to all you poor people who have to endure him.

Jonno :cool:

[Guillaume]

Beat him up when he comes back. :shifty:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah there's a que tho :(

Jonno :cool:

[Guillaume]

Don't worry, I'll devise a cunning plan. :01:

edit: or pray gemby! so that she zaps him with thunderbolts.

[Jon L. Obscene]

I thought I'd find a ticket tout :shifty:

Then sell my ticket on ebay for a profit :01:

Jonno :cool:

[BawA]

I m8 be a party crasher but i cant stop my self...
wtf is this big brother show about, once i downloaded a porn called "porn Academy", where girls and boys where living in same room and having sex at night altho they dont know each other(its acting i know) but big brother is a reality show and still Sounds exactly the same idea, nobody knows each other and suddenly sex pop's out of them. after checking this thread i searched on kazaa and i found many clip of sexual behaiviour of participated people, a girl starts giving blowjob to the guy next to him and an mature lady gets horny and takes a young guy into bathroom.
dont participated members know there r no privcy in this show or they just dont care and cant hold them self for 1 month.

[Guillaume]

Lucky Bawa.
He's in one of the few countries blessed by not having BB.
Or d'ya think it's just a bawaism? :unsure:

[DanB]

I don't think you downloaded real big brother

[BawA]

2 years ago there was Big brother in bahrain but for some reason it was discontinued in the middle, mybe they tried to do same sh*t and it was then stoped.

Edit: @danb
its big brother, i may be against BB but ive known this show long ago(hated it long ago :lol: )
there was a girl who got into playboy after BB(dont know which country was it)
but if u search ull get some news on it

[Gemby!]

Don't worry, I'll devise a cunning plan. :01:

edit: or pray gemby! so that she zaps him with thunderbolts.

why do thunderbolts when there are so many 'harmless' household appliances ? :shifty:

[Guillaume]

Cause thunderbolts have style.
Slipping in your bathtub with your hairdryer on doesn't, even if the results are (almost) the same.

[Jon L. Obscene]

What about lightening?

Very very frightening ME......Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-

*get ready to bang head, Waynes world style*

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me

*rawks!* da da dadada DA da dadada.......

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

if you two are challenging god i think you should be wary of a hairdryer near you *points*

[NikkiD]

if you two are challenging god i think you should be wary of a hairdryer near you *points*

Wow, gems, you're good. My son just started playing Thunderstruck on guitar when I read your post. :ph34r:

[Jon L. Obscene]

if you two are challenging god i think you should be wary of a hairdryer near you *points*

My hair dryer is upstairs, so it's not near me........so I'm safe :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

Wow, gems, you're good. My son just started playing Thunderstruck on guitar when I read your post


your welcome :)

[Jon L. Obscene]

:blink:

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

if you two are challenging god i think you should be wary of a hairdryer near you *points*

My hair dryer is upstairs, so it's not near me........so I'm safe :01:

Jonno :cool:

computers are dangerous machines.....:shifty:

[DanB]

who got evicted?

[Mr. Mulder]

Maxwell, the fecker :D

[Gemby!]

ahahahahahhahahha

goddam chav

[Mr. Mulder]

ahahahahahhahahha

goddam chav
he's probably sat on a wall outside netto right now, drinking his white lightning and randomly spitting on the floor :01:

[Gemby!]

with his chavtastic bird saskia :P

[Mr. Mulder]

she'd be down the tanning salon or Argos, or some other chavs trousers :naughty:

[Guillaume]

with his chavtastic bird saskia :P
Do not mock manker's true love.
That's harsh, God.

[Gemby!]

with his chavtastic bird saskia :P
Do not mock manker's true love.
That's harsh, God.

im not mocking, merely commenting on their chavvy ways :rolleyes: