Missie!

[Lilmiss]

Well, it seems fashionable.


:happy:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Okay.......


You're very high right now, aren't you?

[*goddess*]

Well, it seems fashionable.


:happy:


:frusty: Never picked you as a sheep :P

[manker]

Well, it seems fashionable.


:happy:


:frusty: Never picked you as a sheep :PI thought she was pretty hawt even before that comment :w00t:

[enoughfakefiles]

:frusty: Never picked you as a sheep :PI thought she was pretty hawt even before that comment :w00t:

I thought that would make your day. Lilmiss in sheeps clothing. :lol:

[*goddess*]

:frusty: Never picked you as a sheep :PI thought she was pretty hawt even before that comment :w00t:

:blink: I never said she wasn't hawt :rolleyes:

[manker]

I thought she was pretty hawt even before that comment :w00t:

:blink: I never said she wasn't hawt :rolleyes:I'll just sit here and wait til the ole brain kicks into gear :D :rolleyes:

[Lilmiss]

Tank gawd I don't feel inclined to post crappy jokes about hawt rams.

[*goddess*]

:blink: I never said she wasn't hawt :rolleyes:I'll just sit here and wait til the ole brain kicks into gear :D :rolleyes:

:blushing: Doh

:dry: Nuff with the ole tho you








:cry: I gotta barfday coming up.

[manker]

Tank gawd I don't feel inclined to post crappy jokes about hawt rams.It was a compliment :fist:

[Lilmiss]

So was my comment, in a :farmer jones, how's your herd: kinda way. :happy:




Goddess, lady. You're only as young as you feel.
And, erm, well you know the rest! :lol: :naughty:

[*goddess*]

;) Or as young as the man you're feeling :naughty:



:unsure: I didn't know Manky's real name is Farmer Jones.

[manker]

That's Mr. Farmer-Jones to you.

Double-barrelled hawtness :snooty:

[*goddess*]

:snootybackatya: What you do with your barrels is your own business Manky.

[Lilmiss]

Or as young as the man you're feeling


That's what i'm getting at.
I shall be having Pimm's with an ugly aging actoor the moro.





stfu, before you laugh, Gee. :fist:
I was only after tickets.


:snooty:

[*goddess*]

Or as young as the man you're feeling


That's what i'm getting at.
I shall be having Pimm's with an ugly aging actoor the moro.





stfu, before you laugh, Gee. :fist:
I was only after tickets.


:snooty:


:lol: Too late, I already snorted me coffee :01: :ph34r:

[Guillaume]

stfu, before you laugh, Gee. :fist:
I was only after tickets.


:snooty:

Which Gee? :unsure:



/laughs anyway.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

You're a bit of a whore, aren't you, lilmiss?

You'll date anyone for a hot meal and concert tickets, won't you, lilmiss?

[*goddess*]

:01: We're the gee-allsorts Guillaume.

;) You'll do the same when you're old n crusty SGG.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Oh, without a doubt. If anyone ever wants me, that is. :cry:

[Guillaume]

You'll do the same when you're old n crusty

Oh my. Can you wait till I get some popcorn before the fight starts? :drool:

[Lilmiss]

You're a bit of a whore, aren't you, lilmiss?


:lol: He can't get me freebies anyway, but is passing through my town.
Cheeky begger, so you be. :P


And you, Gee. :shame:

[Guillaume]

And you, Gee. :shame:

Which one, fer Christ's sake? :frusty:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

You're a bit of a whore, aren't you, lilmiss?


:lol: He can't get me freebies anyway, but is passing through my town.
Cheeky begger, so you be. :P


And you, Gee. :shame:

I'm glad you didn't shoot me...

[Guillaume]

[/color]


:lol: He can't get me freebies anyway, but is passing through my town.
Cheeky begger, so you be. :P


And you, Gee. :shame:

I'm glad you didn't shoot me...

Just keep an eye on taxis, will you? :fear:

[Lilmiss]

meh, I'd never get me tatt finished that way. :P


I don't have to share me bed with a Westie tonight. :woots:
Sure the lil git had flea's.



You....Gee.
I knows, confuddles me too. :lookaroun

[*goddess*]

:ohmy: Not toooo close an eye tho :rolleyes:

:D You'll be literally kicking em away no matter what age SGG :01:


:frusty: I gotta go do boring/blah stuff.

:hug: G'night ya'll when ya's go xxx

[Lilmiss]

:cry: I have to leave a bread crumb trail and hope for the best.




:lol:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

There are certain parts of this conversation that I just don't understand.

[ziggyjuarez]

There are certain parts of this conversation that I just don't understand.
Its been like that for like 3years already :schnauz: I just make a comment and leave :)

[Guillaume]

There are certain parts of this conversation that I just don't understand.

Hehe. You have to be privy to certain details of our miss' life.
Those who can't keep their mouths shut all die horrible cartoony deaths so... shhhhh!

[ziggyjuarez]

There are certain parts of this conversation that I just don't understand.

Hehe. You have to be privy to certain details of our miss' life.
Those who can't keep their mouths shut all die horrible cartoony deaths so... shhhhh!
^^^^^^ :blink:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I'm glad you didn't shoot me...

Just keep an eye on taxis, will you? :fear:

I don't understand. What taxis?

[Guillaume]

Ok... She's not here, right? :lookaroun

She's got eeeevil powers and can summon taxis from the netherworld to run you over. :fear:



Oh, erm, if anything should happen to me, avenge my death.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I will avenge Guillaume! :fist:

[Lilmiss]

I've sent over a fleet of armour plated buses as a decoy.
Meh heh heh.




I'm not going out later, told 'im I have dodgy guts. :01: :D

[Guillaume]

I'm not going out later, told 'im I have dodgy guts. :01: :D

Absolutely brilliant. Cunning plan.
And not disgusting at all.

Weido. :P


By the way, you other cunning plan didn't work. I foiled it by the simple expedient of not going outside and sitting on my fat arse all day. :01:

[Lilmiss]

Time for plan B.
The underpant gnomes will be infiltrating your sock drawer at 19:00, armed with elastic bands and pegs.



I really do have dodgy guts, btw. :lookaroun

[Guillaume]

Oh, so that's the coughing sound I hear.
I'm afraid they went in the wrong one. See, the clean socks are in the one on the right and the dirty socks are in the one on the left. :shifty:

[Lilmiss]

That's the main reason they took the pegs, smartarse. :happy:

[Guillaume]

Bah, I'll ask the Wizard of Sheringham to make me a underpants gnome catcher. :snooty:

[manker]

a underpants gnome catcher. :snooty:Euphemism :dry:

[Guillaume]

a underpants gnome catcher. :snooty:Euphemism :dry:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v691/Guillaume67/stickresize.gif

[manker]

:lol:

Is that you, mate?

[Guillaume]

Yep. The headless stickman! :01:

[Lilmiss]

It better be more useful than the dream catcher, cos these are ninja gnomes. :snooty:



Oi!! Quit it with the stick already.
You promised! :angry:

[manker]

Yep. The headless stickman! :01:Cool!

I've now seen two members of FST in action :naughty:




You and ziggy :ermm:

[Guillaume]

Oi!! Quit it with the stick already.
You promised! :angry:


I've promised not to use it on you. Now, unless you lied all along and you're actually a welsh accountant, you've got nothing to fear.

[Lilmiss]

:naughty:

[manker]

She'd be more punk if she was me :snooty:

[Guillaume]

And you'd be considerably hawter. :P

[manker]

Heh, like that's possible :D

[Lilmiss]

:ermm: Has someone been checking their reflection in the bin again?



I'm now the proud owner of a Crazy Frog t-shirt. :unsure:

[Guillaume]

I'm now the proud owner of a Crazy Frog t-shirt. :unsure:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
/inhales deeply
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Feck, is that a bus I hear? :ph34r:

[Gripper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/lilmiss2.jpg

we'd like to speak to you about some missing buses :)

[Lilmiss]

we'd like to speak to you about some missing buses


:fear: It was Blakey, Gov.



Shurrup Gee, you're just jealous. :hides under rock:

[Guillaume]

Shurrup Gee, you're just jealous.


Why should I? I'm surrounded by annoying frogs.
Hell, I'm one of them meself. :01:

[Lilmiss]

:lookaroun I didn't say that. (heh heh)


Chirac is worse though.
He desperately need some chips n gravy. :snooty:

[Guillaume]

No, what he needs is someone to put him out of his misery. It's becoming more evident every day that the old cnut has lost the plot.

[manker]

I think he'd be a laugh in teh pub.

[Gripper]

Apparently he likes German beer

[Guillaume]

Where'd ya read this?

@manker: no, I doubt it. Well maybe to you, cause you didn't have to stand his inane politics for the past ten years.

[Lilmiss]

Well, we got teh games.
So he can cry into his mollusc salad and drown in his German beer. :snooty:

[Guillaume]

Mollusc salad? :blink:


Dunno where you found this one, but at least we're not the ones serving lamb with mint. :snooty:

[Lilmiss]

Got to freshen them up somehow, after teh Welsh have been at them.


Anyways, what is it you have at bbq's? :naughty: :lol:

[Gripper]

Where'd ya read this?

On a cooking program I watch,he was at a dinner at no10 with Tony B and spent all night drinking German beer which the chef found highly amusing

[Guillaume]

Anyways, what is it you have at bbq's? :naughty: :lol:

I don't have bbq's. Too plebeian an activity for me. :snooty:

[missie]

Hey! That's better! :01:




I don't have bbq's.

OooooooooOoh really? :shifty: :happy:

[Guillaume]

Shut it, noob. :P

[manker]

Got to freshen them up somehow, after teh Welsh have been at them. :naughty:

Between the fishermen shagging the skate and the Welsh farmers stuffing teh sheep - the average Englisher eats more nob cheese than ... Bronwyn 'Blowjob' Bleddyn from the backstreets of Bancyfelin.

[missie]

Between the fishermen shagging the skate and the Welsh farmers stuffing teh sheep - the average Englisher eats more nob cheese than ... Bronwyn 'Blowjob' Bleddyn from the backstreets of Bancyfelin.


:ohmy: You forgot to mention how the Scot's fill the haggis.


I'm enjoying my noobish status, tanks muchly, french wench. :snooty:

[Guillaume]

I'm enjoying my noobish status, tanks muchly, french wench. :snooty:

Don't make me get me stick.


Bleh. 0020 hours already, got to catch some zzzzz's. Night everybody.

[manker]

Between the fishermen shagging the skate and the Welsh farmers stuffing teh sheep - the average Englisher eats more nob cheese than ... Bronwyn 'Blowjob' Bleddyn from the backstreets of Bancyfelin.


:ohmy: You forgot to mention how the Scot's fill the haggis.I do believe they charge extra for that :ermm:

Night, Gurahl.

[missie]

Don't make me get me stick.

:fear:
Fair snuff, g'night choo.




Damn Scot's charge extra for everything.
Then the have the cheek to check down your sofa for lost change. :fist:

[Snee]

Well, it seems fashionable.


:happy:


:frusty: Never picked you as a sheep :P
It's much easier to pick stuff as a human.

We got hands, see

[GepperRankins]

Mollusc salad? :blink:


Dunno where you found this one, but at least we're not the ones serving lamb with mint. :snooty:
do people from yerp really think that's odd? :unsure:

[missie]

:ermm: Yerp?



I'm allowed to spam this thread, cos it's mine. So I just want y'all to know I'm sweating like hell and it's not good. not good at all.

moral = don't let a menatalist make your bombs.

[Guillaume]

Is it hot in C at the moment or is it the alcohol?

[missie]

far too much sniff, I think.



:blushing: making a spliff next to a rotating fan is daft.
smoking a spliff next to a rotating fan is just plain sadistic. :pinch:

[Guillaume]

far too much sniff, I think.

ntntntntnt. :nono:
I thought you said you'd never put your in this stuff again. :unsure:

[missie]

I thought you said you'd never put your in this stuff again.



I don't remember saying that, but I'll take your word for it.
holy bejesus, 30 hours

[*goddess*]

:frusty: Ya coulda made it to 31.

:unsure: Thought it was odd you're not aboot, hope ya haven't dissolved into a messy puddle and the stoned fly's now slurping at ya :ph34r:

[missie]

:frusty: Ya coulda made it to 31.


:P


Made it to 36ish. :pinch:
Spent the last part playing tetris and twitching alot.

Would still be in bed now, but the Highland Games/Funfair are on just across me street, and it's damn noisy. :fist:

[Guillaume]

Would still be in bed now, but the Highland Games/Funfair are on just across me street, and it's damn noisy. :fist:

Earplugs or shotgun, your choice. :shifty:

[*goddess*]

:unsure: Can't she have both








and the rest of her armament :ph34r:


:dry: Now..... what was that about 25 your arse Missy? Rather large butt I'd say, not something I'd brag about personally :P

:runninginterrornow: Bye ya'll :hug::devil:

[missie]

Rather large butt I'd say, not something I'd brag about personally


Meh, a fat arse has it's advantages anyways.
But you're still not 25. :P

Hope you had a great day chicky, you deserve it.

[Guillaume]

Meh, a fat arse has it's advantages anyways.




Funny you should say that, someone told me the exact same thing last night. :dry:

Stay away from the pikeys, SnnY warned us about a new breed, half-chav/half-gypo.

@G: hope the night's as good as the day. :naughty:

[missie]

:lookaroun



I do have to walk the pikeys in about an hour or so.
Let's hope they are nice to professional tramps. :unsure:


Could quite happily mooch in the flat all night, but I have been summoned to a Paperboy championship, with free beer. Oh happy days and dodgy guts.

[Guillaume]

G'luck on both the pikeys and paperboy, whatever that is (I suppose it isn't the 1986 vidoegames).

Argl. Thunderstorm again. :ph34r:

[missie]

Yup, the ole arcade game.
I rawk at it, so it's hardly a competion. :happy:

...

Why does me Ma always visit when I'm in my skants?
Damn lady stole a cd too. :fist:

[enoughfakefiles]

Why does me Ma always visit when I'm in my skants?

Prove it. :naughty:

[Guillaume]

Damn lady stole a cd too. :fist:

Your ma's punk too?

:Lilmiss'momispunkerthanlilmiss:

[manker]

The chavs hanging around at the front of the Spar where Chebus is currently working are more punk than Lilmiss :happy:

[Guillaume]

Have you got a death wish or something in that effect, manker? :ph34r:

[enoughfakefiles]

Have you got a death wish or something in that effect, manker? :ph34r:

By telling everyone that chebus has got a job at the spar.?? :unsure:

[Guillaume]

:rod: :dry:

[manker]

Have you got a death wish or something in that effect, manker? :ph34r:I knew she'd just gone out :shifty:

[Guillaume]

Ah, but she'll see it anyway.

Sooner or later, she will pokey-stick you. :ph34r:

[manker]

Well ... just so long as she uses the smooth end this time :unsure:

[*goddess*]

;) I do believe she's just received a special allchromesupershinysoyoucanseeyourhorrifiedface Mankypokey stick :devil:


:D I had me night out on Friday Guill, tho I think I may have recovered enuff to have a bourbon or to in the nighttime hours :clap:

[Snee]

Meh, a fat arse has it's advantages anyways.




Funny you should say that, someone told me the exact same thing last night. :dry:

Stay away from the pikeys, SnnY warned us about a new breed, half-chav/half-gypo.
The hybrids are already among us :ph34r:

[*goddess*]

:ph34r: Where?


:unsure: Can ya root em out and save us?

[Snee]

Will you fit on a floppy? :unsure:

[*goddess*]

:ohmy: A floppy







what exactly :blink:

[Snee]

I'm running out of hd-space is all.

[*goddess*]

:nono: Then clean up your mess young man :01:

[Snee]

My turn with the :blink: -smilie, is it?



:blink:

[*goddess*]

:unsure: If you cleaned up your hd you wouldn't be running out of room on it and therefore not need the floppy.

[Snee]

Ah :unsure:

[*goddess*]

:) Mmmmmmm

[Snee]

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/zen.gif

[*goddess*]

:lol: That's perfect :clap:

[missie]

:Lilmiss'momispunkerthanlilmiss:

The chavs hanging around at the front of the Spar where Chebus is currently working are more punk than Lilmiss

:snooty:


I dont wanna be punk anyways.
I wanna be a swash bucklin' pirate. :argg:


hope you all stub your big toes on heavy oak doors for you insolent remarks

[Guillaume]

hope you all stub your big toes on heavy oak doors for you insolent remarks

Bleh. You missed me last Sunday, why do you think it'd work this time? :tease:

[missie]

cos I have White Lightenin' on my side this time. :unsure:


:arrgg:

[Guillaume]

cos I have White Lightenin' on my side this time. :unsure:


:arrgg:

Chav/pirate/witch.:fear:
'k, I'm afraid now.

[missie]

I'm afraid too. :fear:


It's odd how it reminds me of the smell of teenage puke.

[manker]

:Lilmiss'momispunkerthanlilmiss:
The chavs hanging around at the front of the Spar where Chebus is currently working are more punk than Lilmiss

:snooty:


I dont wanna be punk anyways.
I wanna be a swash bucklin' pirate. :argg:


hope you all stub your big toes on heavy oak doors for you insolent remarks:happy:

I'm sure you'll make a very pretty pirate.

http://www.illustrators.net/ohmeriksen/images/new/Pirate-girl.jpg

:P

[Guillaume]

I hear the taste is quite similar too.

[missie]

Meh, it's impossible trying to maintain a decent punk status, when in the company of such unruly plebs.


It's great being read to, btw.

[Snee]

cos I have White Lightenin' on my side this time. :unsure:


:arrgg:

Chav/pirate/witch.:fear:
'k, I'm afraid now.
don't forget gypsy :ermm:

[Guillaume]

I'm sure you'll make a very pretty pirate.

http://www.illustrators.net/ohmeriksen/images/new/Pirate-girl.jpg

:P

Indeedy.
http://img173.imageshack.us/img173/336/pirategirl9hk.jpg
Again sorry for the bad photoshoppage.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Indeedy.
http://img173.imageshack.us/img173/336/pirategirl9hk.jpg
Again sorry for the bad photoshoppage.

:lol: Thats classic man :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

:lol:

[missie]

:speechless:

[*goddess*]

:lol: That's brilliant otherG







:D and you managed to shut her up :01:

[Gripper]

Should the Missie thread be a sticky,if it could get any stickier,or pinned or sumting

[missie]

:snooty:

You forget too quickly, that I also have incriminating pictures hidden away.
I'm listening to Harry Potter, I'm not shut up yet. hmph.


:arg me hearties:



Edit; want a Gripper thread?
sure it would be more popular. :naughty:

[*goddess*]

:blushing: Okay, nuff said about pics.

:ph34r: I'll play safe and support the 'Stick the Grip' rally.

[Gripper]

No No No :lookaroun
gettingcoat and running

[missie]

I thought so, scotbags. :snooty:

[*goddess*]

:dry: What's that?? Do I hear a stoned fly buzzing aboot?


:rolleyes: Ah, silly me...... that's just messy missy :lol:

[missie]

I'm collecting baby bees in the spare room, but I haven't seen the fly for a while. And I had green tonight. :unsure:




I can't find Order of the Phoenix, and am very unhappy about it.
In fact, I'm also missing about 15 chapters of Goblet of Fire.
Grrrrrrragggg. :fist:

[*goddess*]

:ohmy: The ole lady with the fat arse swallowed the fly :sick:

;) Everything you're missing














You ate em :01:


:frusty: Gotta go do the boring stuff, sweet dreams choo xxx

[Guillaume]

:snooty:

You forget too quickly, that I also have incriminating pictures hidden away.


Eeeeek. :ph34r:
'k, I'd take it down but Jonno's quoted it... What do I do now?

[missie]

What do I do now?


I'd suggest run and hide. :lookaroun

[Lilmiss]

bump.


ahem, i feels a tad discrimynated gainst.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Moo.

[GepperRankins]

Moo.
i don't think so

[Yogs]

Moo.:huh: I thought it was Oink!.......

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I am a crossbreed of many barnyard animals (and a dinosaur RAAAWWWR).

[Lilmiss]

moooo.


:bushing:

[Guillaume]

moooo.


:bushing:
Bushing? What's that? :naughty:

[Proper Bo]

it's like cottaging i think, ask manker, he'll know

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Or maybe she's gone republican. :fear:

[Lilmiss]

blend with the coo's.


heh heh heh.
they'll never notice me.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Yes we will, you're like twice the size of a normal coo. :blink:

[Proper Bo]

:glag:

[Lilmiss]

:fist: untruths.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Just joking 'course. I wubs teh lilmiss. :hug:

[Lilmiss]

/me sniffs.

course ya does.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

:(

[Lilmiss]

T'is okey.


I lurves you. :sniifs:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

You got a cold or sunfin'? :dabs:

[Lilmiss]

not unless you got blackcurrant Lemsip. :naughty:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I got a lot of things........

[Lilmiss]

dont suppose you have a can of chilled Irn Bru ya wanna swap for a cuppa tea, or something? :erm:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

:shifty:

[MagicNakor]

I'm probably going to regret asking...but who the bloody hell is Julie Burchill?

:shuriken:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

She's a journalist or some shit that hosted a program supporting the Chav/ned culture.

[Yogs]

Chavs have culture???:lol: :lol:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Good point. :rolleyes:

[MagicNakor]

I think it's culture in the way bacteria are culture.

Or trailer parks.

:shuriken:

[missie]

bumps.

17 pages. :erm:

[DorisInsinuate]

Missie = big ghey

Lilmiss = less ghey

lilmiss = Uberghey, FTW :01:

[missie]

you can spare the foreplay, darthy.
i'm not a bloke. :no:

[DorisInsinuate]

I thought this was a forum for gays :no:

[missie]

tink you googled fst, instead of fist. :no:

[DorisInsinuate]

:no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: