Is this a Chav Haircut?

[*goddess*]

:unsure: I'm a lil blurry on the chav definition but this is the haircut my sweet innocent lil 8 year old was sent home from his father's place with:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/thebella/Chav1.jpg


:fear:

[Spicker]

:unsure: I'm a lil blurry on the chav definition but this is the haircut my sweet innocent lil 8 year old was sent home from his father's place with:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/thebella/Chav1.jpg


:fear:
:blink:

[Snee]

That a proper 80's style synth-bloke kinda' haircut.

I had them too when I was his age.

[*goddess*]

:unsure: I guess that's okay then Snny.

:frusty: Now if someone could fix where I stoofed up the title I'd really feel better :rolleyes:

[Cheese]

:unsure: I'm a lil blurry on the chav definition but this is the haircut my sweet innocent lil 8 year old was sent home from his father's place with:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/thebella/Chav1.jpg


:fear:

Sorry, I'm sure your son is lovely but the haircut is ghastly. It's like he has a rat growing out of the side of his head.

If my dad had returned me to my mam like that I'd be half way to being an orphan.

[Snee]

Of course, in this day and age it might well be a chav-haircut.

I know nothing about this new-fangled fashun business like wot they 'ave today :unsure:

[*goddess*]

Sorry, I'm sure your son is lovely but the haircut is ghastly. It's like he has a rat growing out of the side of his head.

If my dad had returned me to my mam like that I'd be half way to being an orphan.


:dry: I totally agree with you and if his father didn't live on the other side of the country, at the very least he'd be having trouble walking right now.

:frusty: You're deliberately trying to mess with me now Snny.

[Snee]

Yes, yes I am.

[Cheese]

Sorry, I'm sure your son is lovely but the haircut is ghastly. It's like he has a rat growing out of the side of his head.

If my dad had returned me to my mam like that I'd be half way to being an orphan.


:dry: I totally agree with you and if his father didn't live on the other side of the country, at the very least he'd be having trouble walking right now.

:frusty: You're deliberately trying to mess with me now Snny.

My dad lived on the other side of the country as well (albiet a slightly smaller country). My mum used to be rather annoyed when I returned with a northern accent after only a weeks holiday...

From: "Bye bye mother, I shall have a jolly good time in Newcastle."

To:"A'up man, I had a canny time in Newcassle like."

[peat moss]

Hey could of been worse it could of been a mullet hair cut ! :shutup:

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: Time for bed then cheeky Sunny/snny




From: "Bye bye mother, I shall have a jolly good time in Newcastle."

To:"A'up man, I had a canny time in Newcassle like."

:lol: That's classic, tho I probly wouldn't be laughing so much if it were my kid.





:dry: Peat - that's not even funny, I reckon that'll be the next effort :fear:

[S!X]

Godess, Im sorry to say but that haircut is american redneck style. Like the real fuckin mccoy redneck style.

[*goddess*]

:( Crumbs, so it's redneck rather than chav?

:cry: I don't actually know which is worse, just have to hope it grows quick.

[Busyman]

:unsure: I'm a lil blurry on the chav definition but this is the haircut my sweet innocent lil 8 year old was sent home from his father's place with:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/thebella/Chav1.jpg


:fear:
That's either a piece of doo-doo :shit: or

An alien is eating his brain and hasn't made it all the way in yet. :sick:

.........AND WTF IS UP WITH THE LACK OF SYMMETRY!! :angry:

[*goddess*]

:dry: Don't yell at me, I don't like it either. That's why I'm bitching in here :rolleyes:

[tesco]

Fixed your title.

[*goddess*]

:D And gave me a :w00t: in me birthday thread










I think I love you Rossco :wub:

[Tikibonbon]

Godess, Im sorry to say but that haircut is american redneck style. Like the real fuckin mccoy redneck style.

This wigger knows what he is talking about.

[tesco]

:D And gave me a :w00t: in me birthday thread










I think I love you Rossco :wub:
:naughty:

[GepperRankins]

it's a gypsy haircut. lock up your dogs :fear:

[Al Kaholic]

Classic rat tail...

[S!X]

Godess, Im sorry to say but that haircut is american redneck style. Like the real fuckin mccoy redneck style.

This wigger knows what he is talking about.

Im not a wigger you fuckin idiot.

[GepperRankins]

This wigger knows what he is talking about.

Im not a wigger you fuckin idiot.
http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/rod.gif

[Peerzy]

This wigger knows what he is talking about.

Im not a wigger you fucki nidiot.


:blink:

[DarthInsinuate]

if he walked around in a dressing gown and had some affinity to The Force, it would be almost acceptable, just about, at a sci-fi convention

http://www.sith.nl/episode1/personages/obiwankenobi.jpg

[*goddess*]

:dry: He tried to pull that Anakin (spelling :blink: ) similarity with me.

:frusty: I still bloody hate it.

[Tikibonbon]

This wigger knows what he is talking about.

Im not a wigger you fuckin idiot.

http://hem.passagen.se/sir166/wignuts101.gif

[Cheese]

This wigger knows what he is talking about.

Im not a wigger you fuckin idiot.

Shut it, wigger.

[*goddess*]

:dry: Oi, bugger off you two.


:01: I'm the bitch in here.

[manker]

I think you should lop it off with the kitchen scissors.

The rat's tail, I mean. Not his Dad's bollocks :D

[Mr. Mulder]

it's a gypsy haircut. lock up your dogs :fear:

indeed, looks more pikey than chav :ermm:

[*goddess*]

I think you should lop it off with the kitchen scissors.

The rat's tail, I mean. Not his Dad's bollocks :D

:lol: Spoilsport.

:rolleyes: As you can imagine I'm really tempted to get rid of it, but I want it to be his idea rather than my (noticably) forcing my will on him.

:frusty: Tis all mind games this child-rearing thingamy.



:unsure: Mulder, what's pikey?

[DarthInsinuate]

it's a gypsy haircut. lock up your dogs :fear:

indeed, looks more pikey than chav :ermm:
yep, it's the kind of haircut chav's would beat him up for having

oh dear god, why did i apostrophise that?

[Mr. Mulder]

:unsure: Mulder, what's pikey?
gypsy - commonly found in ford escorts, river sides, caravan parks, pound stretcher and small fair grounds (which must include at least one form of spinning tea cup)



they are rat-like in appearance, wearing stripy clothes and hair, im sorry to say, much in the style of your sons :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

indeed, looks more pikey than chav :ermm:
yep, it's the kind of haircut chav's would beat him up for having

oh dear god, why did i apostrophise that?

manker won't be pleased :no:

[*goddess*]

:unsure: Mulder, what's pikey?
gypsy - commonly found in ford escorts, river sides, caravan parks, pound stretcher and small fair grounds (which must include at least one form of spinning tea cup)



they are rat-like in appearance, wearing stripy clothes and hair, im sorry to say, much in the style of your sons :no:


:rolleyes: No wonder his father rang me this morning to aplogise, it just gets worse really.

:unsure: Anyone got any good tips for getting hair to grow












quickly!!

[bigboab]

gypsy - commonly found in ford escorts, river sides, caravan parks, pound stretcher and small fair grounds (which must include at least one form of spinning tea cup)



they are rat-like in appearance, wearing stripy clothes and hair, im sorry to say, much in the style of your sons :no:


:rolleyes: No wonder his father rang me this morning to aplogise, it just gets worse really.

:unsure: Anyone got any good tips for getting hair to grow














quickly!!

Not me.:cry:

[Mr. Mulder]

cut the tail clean off, it can't make it look worse :unsure:

[Guillaume]

Grow?
What da ya want? Your son to be a smelly hippie?

Shave his head, FFS.

[*goddess*]

:flowers: Awwwww BB, you know we love ya to bits and pieces as you are.

:frusty: I want it to be his idea it comes off Mulder



and Guill: There is such a thing as compromise, he can have longer hair without being a tree-hugging bloody hippy ya daft bugger :rolleyes: Be nice, you know I loves ya really.........ewwwwww, I'm turning into a really lovey dovey today/tonight

[Mr. Mulder]

:frusty: I want it to be his idea it comes off Mulder
t

tell'im this is wot happens to pikeys (http://www.virtuapikey.com/) :shutup:

[Guillaume]

:frusty: I want it to be his idea it comes off Mulder
t

tell'im this is wot happens to pikeys (http://www.virtuapikey.com/) :shutup:

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/BBQ.gif

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: Not sure it would have the desired affect















:D But I enjoyed playing the game, thanks for that.

[Busyman]

Im not a wigger you fuckin idiot.

http://hem.passagen.se/sir166/wignuts101.gif
Ticklerballbearings is a racist dipshit. :dry:

[*goddess*]

:dry: Bugger off busyman, I'm the bitch in here.

You buggers start your own bitchy thread :snooty:


:rolleyes: Actually, do what you like (I know, you would've anyway) but my barfday's nearly over so I'm packing up me bourbon and goin' bed.

[bigboab]

G'Nite Goddess.:) Hope you've had a good day.:)

[missie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/thebella/Chav1.jpg


I'd be tempted to pull it everytime he walked past.
Although most of the dodgy hairdo's I've had in the past, have been to pish off my parents.

[Al Kaholic]

Does he like the haircut? From my perspective, under the kitchen table it looks pretty righteous.

Now where did I put that shoehorn?

[Rat Faced]

peace

rf

[*goddess*]

:frusty: The subtle approach isn't working, he luuuuuurves the rat thing tho he's not so keen on the overall splodgy/dodgy choppy hair.

:rolleyes: I'm afraid I'm far too much of a softy to pull his hair Missy, I am however hoping his mates will give him heaps now he's back at school.

:dry: I do keep eyeing off the scissors tho.

[Tikibonbon]

wanted to ask earlier, but why is it so off-centered?

Just tell him that this is what it will look like in about a week.

http://www.roughjustice.blogspot.com/Mullet%20No.%2016.jpg

[*goddess*]

:dry: He'd probly like that one too Tiki.

I have no idea, apparently the only way they (3 women were 'fixing' his hair after he'd hacked at it himself) could get him to let them cut it was to promise a stinkin rats tail.

:rolleyes: Next time he goes, I'll make sure his hair's been done beforehand so they have no excuse to get near it.

[missie]

I think you should get one too. :happy:

[Busyman]

:frusty: The subtle approach isn't working, he luuuuuurves the rat thing tho he's not so keen on the overall splodgy/dodgy choppy hair.

:rolleyes: I'm afraid I'm far too much of a softy to pull his hair Missy, I am however hoping his mates will give him heaps now he's back at school.

:dry: I do keep eyeing off the scissors tho.
..........while he sleeps. :shifty:

Ok bitch? :P

[*goddess*]

I think you should get one too. :happy:

:blink: Get one what :whistling


:dry: You're a bigger bitch than moi busyman, get over here and do it for me:01:

[Al Kaholic]

:frusty: The subtle approach isn't working, he luuuuuurves the rat thing tho he's not so keen on the overall splodgy/dodgy choppy hair.

:rolleyes: I'm afraid I'm far too much of a softy to pull his hair Missy, I am however hoping his mates will give him heaps now he's back at school.

:dry: I do keep eyeing off the scissors tho.
..........while he sleeps. :shifty:

Ok bitch? :P

Have you ever been to the Bayou in D.C.,Busyman?
I saw Phish there back in 91 on leave from the army.

[Busyman]

I think you should get one too. :happy:

:blink: Get one what :whistling


:dry: You're a bigger bitch than moi busyman, get over here and do it for me:01:
Yes sir!!! :dog: :tank: :

[Busyman]

..........while he sleeps. :shifty:

Ok bitch? :P

Have you ever been to the Bayou in D.C.,Busyman?
I saw Phish there back in 91 on leave from the army.
Yes I have. I could give a roadmap on what places to go here. The Improv on Connecticut Ave, Dream Night Club on Okie St.........

[*goddess*]

Update: Any hope of his mates shaming him to getting the bloody thing lopped off is lost



















:rolleyes: They love it.

:frusty: Damn Star Wars.

[sArA]

They are all gonna want one now...... :lol:

[*goddess*]

:ph34r: I know, there's gonna be a lynch mob after me at the junior footy on Saturday.

[Guillaume]

:ph34r: I know, there's gonna be a lynch mob after me at the junior footy on Saturday.

Bah, run away and become a Bushranger and enter the realm of legend, with the Kellies. :01:

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: Gotta be something more original than that.

:D Did I tell you I was into the squashed frogs last Friday :naughty:

[Guillaume]

Squashed frogs?


Dear god, I hope that is the name of the local watering hole.

[*goddess*]

;) Sorta related to I guess, very very yummy cocktails. Midori then Bailey's layered and drops of red cordial or Grenadine to make the lumps :clap:


:) I'm orf, g'night & g'luck to those of you going to bed/sweltering xxx