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Barbarossa
07-21-2005, 11:46 AM
BARBA ROSSA ... Italian for RED BEARD ffs! :angry:

Please read Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarossa)

Also, from "Legends of Dune - The Butlerian Jihad" (by Brian Herbert/Kevin J. Anderson):


LONG BEFORE MUAD'DIB, in the last days of the Old Empire, humanity lost its drive. Terran civilization had spread across the stars, but grew stagnant. With few ambitions, most people allowed efficient machines to perform everyday tasks for them. Gradually, humans ceased to think, or dream . . . or truly live.

Then came a man from the distant Thalim system, a visionary who took the name of Tlaloc after an ancient god of rain. He spoke to languid crowds, attempting to revive their human spirit, to no apparent effect. But a few misfits heard Tlaloc's message.

These new thinkers met in secret and discussed how they would change the Empire, if only they could overthrow the foolish rulers. Discarding their birth names, they assumed appellations associated with great gods and heroes. Foremost among them were General Agamemnon and his lover Juno, a tactical genius. These two recruited the programming expert Barbarossa, who devised a scheme to convert the Empire's ubiquitous servile machines into fearless aggressors by giving their AI brains certain human characteristics, including the ambition to conquer. Then several more humans joined the ambitious rebels. In all, twenty masterminds formed the core of a revolutionary movement that took over the Old Empire.

Victorious, they called themselves Titans, after the most ancient of Greek gods. Led by the visionary Tlaloc, the twenty allocated the administration of planets and peoples among themselves, enforcing their edicts through Barbarossa's aggressive thinking machines. They conquered most of the known galaxy.

Some resistance groups rallied their defenses on the fringes of the Old Empire. Forming their own confederation -- the League of Nobles -- they fought the Twenty Titans and, after many bloody battles, retained their freedom. They stopped the tide of the Titans and drove them back.

Tlaloc vowed to dominate these outsiders one day, but after less than a decade in power, the visionary leader was killed in a tragic accident. General Agamemnon took Tlaloc's place as leader, but the death of his friend and mentor was a grim reminder of the Titans' own mortality.

Wishing to rule for centuries, Agamemnon and his lover Juno undertook a risky course of action. They had their brains surgically removed and implanted in preservation canisters that could be installed into a variety of mechanical bodies. One by one -- as the remaining Titans felt the specter of age and vulnerability -- all of the others also converted themselves into "cymeks," machines with human minds.


S'there. :P

(Unfortunately, he gets killed off in the next book :( )

DarthInsinuate
07-21-2005, 11:49 AM
whatever, Barb

Gemby!
07-21-2005, 11:50 AM
barbarella is moOOooOOoody today :kiss:

manker
07-21-2005, 11:52 AM
Feck's sake, Barbie.

There, a simple contraction makes it all better :kiss:

Guillaume
07-21-2005, 11:53 AM
Nice spoiler, barbarella.
Some people, including me, might want to read it sometime. :angry:

manker
07-21-2005, 11:54 AM
Btw, Barba Rosa is Spanish for pink dress :lol:

Gemby!
07-21-2005, 11:55 AM
Btw, Barba Rosa is Spanish for pink dress :lol:

your missing an 'r' in rossa :rolleyes:

manker
07-21-2005, 11:55 AM
Btw, Barba Rosa is Spanish for pink dress :lol:

your missing an 'r' in rossa :rolleyes:But that wouldn't be Spanish for pink dress :crazy:

Snee
07-21-2005, 11:56 AM
Barbarella is teh funneh.

manker
07-21-2005, 11:56 AM
Barbarella is teh funneh.Indeed :happy:

Guillaume
07-21-2005, 11:56 AM
Barbarella is teh funneh.


She's teh hawt too.


Erm. Was the hawt. Cos gravity finally catched up with her. :(

DarthInsinuate
07-21-2005, 11:58 AM
:music: i'm a barbie girl, in my barbie world :music:

Barbarossa
07-21-2005, 11:59 AM
Nice spoiler, barbarella.
Some people, including me, might want to read it sometime. :angry:

Doh - it's not a BIG spoiler! :lookaroun


@gemby! - I'm not moody, it's my hormones... :P

@manker - You just made that up, and I'm the mug who went and checked... :blushing:

Barbarossa
07-21-2005, 12:01 PM
:music: i'm a barbie girl, in my barbie world :music:

That must be supah for you! :rolleyes:

manker
07-21-2005, 12:02 PM
@manker - You just made that up, and I'm the mug who went and checked... :blushing:

I just rodded Barbie :blushing:

Snee
07-21-2005, 12:05 PM
Nice spoiler, barbarella.
Some people, including me, might want to read it sometime. :angry:

Doh - it's not a BIG spoiler! :lookaroun
Shut it, spoilerboy.

You'll always be Barbarella to us now, you big girl's blouse.

lynx
07-21-2005, 12:05 PM
You never had to explain the meaning of "Colinmac". :rolleyes:

Guillaume
07-21-2005, 12:06 PM
Nice spoiler, barbarella.
Some people, including me, might want to read it sometime. :angry:

Doh - it's not a BIG spoiler! :lookaroun

I know, but use the tags anyway. :fist:

Barbarossa
07-21-2005, 12:09 PM
Doh - it's not a BIG spoiler! :lookaroun
Shut it, spoilerboy.

You'll always be Barbarella to us now, you big girl's blouse.

Hah! I can't be "spoilerboy" AND "Barbarella", so poo to you! :P

Snee
07-21-2005, 12:14 PM
See, that's where you are wrong.

Barbarella is the name, spoilerboy is the insult :happy:


And also, shut it, Barbican.

DarthInsinuate
07-21-2005, 12:15 PM
Spoilerella?

Guillaume
07-21-2005, 12:20 PM
And also, shut it, Barbican.

http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/5060/clap6lf.gif
Brilliant boabism, Snny.

Mr. Mulder
07-21-2005, 12:25 PM
barbara? :unsure:

Barbarossa
07-21-2005, 12:30 PM
barbara? :unsure:

Yes darling? :huh:

lynx
07-21-2005, 12:31 PM
Bella?
http://stuff.mitherme.co.uk/Images/embergb.jpg

Mr. Mulder
07-21-2005, 12:39 PM
barbara? :unsure:

Yes darling? :huh:

We've run out of red milk, pick up 4 blue while you're at it, too.

Afronaut
07-21-2005, 01:33 PM
So, we got a Barbie but where's/who's Ken?

:lol:

(>Zero Cool<)
07-21-2005, 01:49 PM
@manker - You just made that up, and I'm the mug who went and checked... :blushing:

I just rodded Barbie :blushing:

action man is gonna get you for that :unsure:

ps i thought barbarossa was a place :unsure: but since you brought it up i will just call you janey from now on :happy:

Gemby!
07-21-2005, 02:11 PM
action man is gonna get you for that :unsure:


well he is the greatest hero of them all :happy:

Afronaut
07-21-2005, 02:43 PM
barbababa, no?