Hmmmmmm

[Jon L. Obscene]

I'm full of anxiety today, got the shakes too.

Any tips for fixing this cos it's pissing me off royally :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[GepperRankins]

go to work in future and you won't spend the day worrying if you've been sacked

[Guillaume]

Have a pint or three.

And a fag. :01:

[Busyman]

Have a pint or three.

And a fag. :01:
Yeah Jonno, go get some pussy or get a fag.

[manker]

Have a pint or three.

And a fag. :01:And smoke some cigarettes.


/in before spd

[NikkiD]

How many cups of coffee have you had?

And I told you, call your boss back and tell him that you're not working today and that he has to give you more than a days notice if he's going to change your schedule on you, seeing that your normal days off are Monday and Tuesday and that's when you do your errands and stuff. At least if he gives you a couple days notice, either you or he can make other arrangements.

[Guillaume]

/in before spd


Yeah, but not before Busy. :dry:

Busy = spd? :unsure:

[manker]

/in before spd


Yeah, but not before Busy. :dry:

Busy = spd? :unsure:Busy = BD

So he's better not be spd too :dry:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I'm not bothered about work, could'nt give a fuck........unless I've convinced myself of that and actually am subconsiously (speeling , can't be arsed).

And I had about 8 coffee's :01: and about 15 smokes :01:

@Guil.... No! no beer, beer bad :ph34r:

And the whole "Fag - smoke - gay" joke is really wearing thin now :rolleyes: especially when it's british people saying it :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

And the whole "Fag - smoke - gay" joke is really wearing thin nowStop blaspheming :dry:

[99%]

got the shakes too.



try to stop shaking it - give it a break ffs

[GepperRankins]

to busyman smoking a fag is a hate crime :dabs:

[Jon L. Obscene]

got the shakes too.



try to stop shaking it - give it a break ffs

If you're reffering to actually shaking then I'd like to give it a break.
If however you are insinuating I'm wanking then you're a perv.......if not, then I'm a perv for thinking it :huh:

Jonno :cool:

[Busyman]

I'm not bothered about work, could'nt give a fuck........unless I've convinced myself of that and actually am subconsiously (speeling , can't be arsed).

And I had about 8 coffee's :01: and about 15 smokes :01:

@Guil.... No! no beer, beer bad :ph34r:

And the whole "Fag - smoke - gay" joke is really wearing thin now :rolleyes: especially when it's british people saying it :frusty:

Jonno :cool:
Hey, hold it right there!!!

What you do with fags is your business...you can even smok'em if you like.

[NikkiD]

8 coffees?? I think we've discovered the problem. Fuck me, if I had 8 coffees I'd be bouncing off the walls.

And yes, you are a perv.

[Jon L. Obscene]

The american term "Fag" comes from faggot no?
Which is a meatball.

The uk word "Fag" meaning ciggerette derives from the term "Fatiguing" which in turn went to "Fagged out" meaning exhuasted, which is what smoking does, makes you breathless to some degree.

Jonno :cool:

[Jon L. Obscene]

8 coffees?? I think we've discovered the problem. Fuck me, if I had 8 coffees I'd be bouncing off the walls.

And yes, you are a perv.

:ohmy: I am??........yeah ok :ph34r:
And no scratch that and make it 9 :lol:

so you think it might be a caffine overdose? hmmmmm

Ok I'll drink.......erm.......water from now on today...... but coffee is nice :(

Jonno :cool:

[NikkiD]

:ohmy: I am??........yeah ok :ph34r:
And no scratch that and make it 9 :lol:

so you think it might be a caffine overdose? hmmmmm

Ok I'll drink.......erm.......water from now on today...... but coffee is nice :(

Jonno :cool:

No wonder I'm getting rapid fire PMs from you today. Bloody frightening how fast you type when you're hyper.

I'm still working on coffee #1. Granted it's 20 odd oz. but I only count it as one, as it's all in one cup.

[Jon L. Obscene]

I type fast? thats why I making mistakes.
And it's not strong coffee, just nescafe, which is why I have to put 2 spoons of coffee and 2 sugars, otherwise you can't taste it :dry:

Got clamy palms and been pissing like nobodies business :frusty:

lol even my head is shaking like one of them lil dogs you put in a car :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Busyman]

Fuck me, if I had 8 coffees I'd be bouncing off the walls.
Mmmk :unsure:

:blushing:

[Jon L. Obscene]

You wanna be bounced off the walls? :unsure:

I'm sure there's a few members who would ablidge.......ablige....fucks sake, ......do that to/for you :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

[Virtualbody1234]

The american term "Fag" comes from faggot no?
Which is a meatball.

The uk word "Fag" meaning ciggerette derives from the term "Fatiguing" which in turn went to "Fagged out" meaning exhuasted, which is what smoking does, makes you breathless to some degree.

Jonno :cool:
Being "Fagged out" makes you breathless to some degree???

I suppose it would.

[Busyman]

The american term "Fag" comes from faggot no?
Which is a meatball.

The uk word "Fag" meaning ciggerette derives from the term "Fatiguing" which in turn went to "Fagged out" meaning exhuasted, which is what smoking does, makes you breathless to some degree.

Jonno :cool:
Being "Fagged out" makes you breathless to some degree???
Sounds like he should close his mouth and stop "fagging". :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Being fagged out IS being breathless :rolleyes:


fag1 Audio pronunciation of "fag" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fg)
n.

1.
1. A student at a British public school who is required to perform menial tasks for a student in a higher class.
2. A drudge.
2. Chiefly British. Fatiguing or tedious work; drudgery.


v. fagged, fag·ging, fags
v. intr.

1. To work to exhaustion; toil.
2. To function as the servant of another student in a British public school.


v. tr.

To exhaust; weary: Four hours on the tennis court fagged me out.

Jonno :cool:

[Virtualbody1234]

Being fagged out IS being breathless :rolleyes:
Yeah right. Sure it is.

[Busyman]

Being fagged out IS being breathless :rolleyes:
Jonno :cool:
I bet it is.

I tend to get twatted often.

How often do you get fagged out Jonno?

Is it usually at a bar or in the comfort of home? :lookaroun

[manker]

Being fagged out IS being breathless :rolleyes:
Jonno :cool:
I bet it is.

I tend to get twatted often.IN the UK that would mean get hit/punched.

So ... ya don't say :schnauz:

[Jon L. Obscene]

See, now you use the word "Twatted" , meaning being hit?
When it actually means comes from the word "Twat"



1. Vulgar Slang. The vulva.
2. Offensive & Vulgar Slang. A woman or girl.


Twatted is not a real word, Fag is.

Damn americans always changing our language and then telling us WE'RE wrong :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[Busyman]

See, now you use the word "Twatted" , meaning being hit?
When it actually means comes from the word "Twat"



1. Vulgar Slang. The vulva.
2. Offensive & Vulgar Slang. A woman or girl.


Twatted is not a real word, Fag is.

Damn americans always changing our language and then telling us WE'RE wrong :frusty:

Jonno :cool:
Who said you were wrong?

I really believe you. No really.

[Busyman]

I bet it is.

I tend to get twatted often.IN the UK that would mean get hit/punched.

So ... ya don't say :schnauz:
Hit with twat. Sure.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Dude you never agree with anyone :rolleyes:

Only have to see your name on a thread to know you're telling someone their wrong :P

Jonno :cool:

[Busyman]

Dude you never agree with anyone :rolleyes:

Only have to see your name on a thread to know you're telling someone their wrong :P

Jonno :cool:
Not true. I do agree with you..........so there :snooty:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Thats a contradiction in terms :rolleyes:

See :P

Jonno :cool:

[Virtualbody1234]

Damn americans always changing our language and then telling us WE'RE wrong :frusty:

Jonno :cool:
I'm not American. :fist:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Did you tell me I was wrong? :rolleyes:

What are you anyway? :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[Busyman]

Did you tell me I was wrong? :rolleyes:

What are you anyway? :ermm:

Jonno :cool:
Well hell, neither did I.

[Virtualbody1234]

Did you tell me I was wrong? :rolleyes:

What are you anyway? :ermm:

Jonno :cool:
Canadian. Not too far from NikkiD. :)

[Jon L. Obscene]

Well yeah cos you basically speak american, more than english anyway.

We could now have the "Pants vs Trousers" debate :01:

But I like Canadians so I'll let you off :)

Jonno :cool:

[Busyman]

Well yeah cos you basically speak american, more than english anyway.
Probably the separation of water thingie between Canada and Ingerund and also the US being on the same continent that kinda sorta helps out.


But I like Canadians so I'll let you off :)
God forbid or you would have been in some serious trouble VB. You might have gotten fagged out. :ohmy:

[Jon L. Obscene]

No, not nessessarilllly :frusty: It's further from parts of canada to some parts of the us than from uk to canada :P

Jonno :cool:

[Busyman]

No, not nessessarilllly :frusty: It's further from parts of canada to some parts of the us than from uk to canada :P

Jonno :cool:
Oh so you are not separated by water then. :dry:

[Jon L. Obscene]

What difference does that make? :huh:

There's a river goes thru london which seperates on side from the other but they speak the same language...........sorta........and Ireland.......and again they speak the same language............cept for where they don't :blink:

Also there's a big puddle in my drive seperating me from my neighbours and we still speak the same language :01:

Besides, Canada has strong ties with Britain :01:

Jonno :cool:

Edit: You do realise I'm just arguing for the sake of it now? :lol:

[Busyman]

What difference does that make? :huh:

There's a river goes thru london which seperates on side from the other but they speak the same language...........sorta........and Ireland.......and again they speak the same language............cept for where they don't :blink:

Also there's a big puddle in my drive seperating me from my neighbours and we still speak the same language :01:

Besides, Canada has strong ties with Britain :01:

Jonno :cool:

Edit: You do realise I'm just arguing for the sake of it now? :lol:
Well I wasn't. I was arguing for notadamnthing.

That has more of a point than forthesakeofitnow. :snooty:

[Virtualbody1234]

But I like Canadians so I'll let you off :)
God forbid or you would have been in some serious trouble VB. You might have gotten fagged out. :ohmy:
:crazy: :fear:

[Gripper]

Medically, caffeine is useful as a cardiac stimulant and also as a mild diuretic (it increases urine production). Recreationally, it is used to provide a "boost of energy" or a feeling of heightened alertness. It's often used to stay awake longer -- college students and drivers use it to stay awake late into the night. Many people feel as though they "cannot function" in the morning without a cup of coffee to provide caffeine and the boost it gives them.

Caffeine is an addictive drug. Among its many actions, it operates using the same mechanisms that amphetamines, cocaine, and heroin use to stimulate the brain. On a spectrum, caffeine's effects are more mild than amphetamines, cocaine and heroin, but it is manipulating the same channels, and that is one of the things that gives caffeine its addictive qualities. If you feel like you cannot function without it and must consume it every day, then you are addicted to caffeine.

That explains the pissing every 5 mins

Caffeine and Adenosine
Why do so many people consume so much caffeine? Why does caffeine wake you up? By understanding the drug's actions inside the body you can see why people use it so much.

In the HowStuffWorks article How Sleep Works, the action of adenosine is discussed. As adenosine is created in the brain, it binds to adenosine receptors. The binding of adenosine causes drowsiness by slowing down nerve cell activity. In the brain, adenosine binding also causes blood vessels to dilate (presumably to let more oxygen in during sleep).

To a nerve cell, caffeine looks like adenosine. Caffeine therefore binds to the adenosine receptor. However, it doesn't slow down the cell's activity like adenosine would. So the cell cannot "see" adenosine anymore because caffeine is taking up all the receptors adenosine binds to. So instead of slowing down because of the adenosine level, the cells speed up. You can see that caffeine also causes the brain's blood vessels to constrict, because it blocks adenosine's ability to open them up. This effect is why some headache medicines like Anacin contain caffeine -- if you have a vascular headache, the caffeine will close down the blood vessels and relieve it.

So now you have increased neuron firing in the brain. The pituitary gland sees all of the activity and thinks some sort of emergency must be occurring, so it releases hormones that tell the adrenal glands to produce adrenaline (epinephrine). Adrenaline is the "fight or flight" hormone, and it has a number of effects on your body:

* Your pupils dilate.
* Your breathing tubes open up (this is why people suffering from severe asthma attacks are sometimes injected with epinephrine).
* Your heart beats faster.
* Blood vessels on the surface constrict to slow blood flow from cuts and also to increase blood flow to muscles. Blood pressure rises.
* Blood flow to the stomach slows.
* The liver releases sugar into the bloodstream for extra energy.
* Muscles tighten up, ready for action.

This explains why, after consuming a big cup of coffee, your hands get cold, your muscles tense up, you feel excited and you can feel your heart beat increasing.

That explains the rest:)

[Jon L. Obscene]

Oh.........my.........fucking............god :huh:

Well yeah it explains it, when does it wear off? cos I'm still shaking and it's getting really annoying :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[Virtualbody1234]

Oh.........my.........fucking............god :huh:

Well yeah it explains it, when does it wear off? cos I'm still shaking and it's getting really annoying :frusty:

Jonno :cool:
It should be gone by tomorrow.

[99%]

Oh.........my.........fucking............god :huh:
when does it wear off? cos I'm still shaking and it's getting really annoying :frusty:


the doctor recommends

http://www.grolschlager.com/images/grolsch/21mainimage2.gif

for instant relief

[Jon L. Obscene]

No, no beer, beer bad :ermm:

Had a shower, still feel odd :unsure:
Cleaner.....but odd :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

Have you eaten any thing today?Beer=Good in moderation:)

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah I had a pasty, and gonna have some food shortly, but I'm not really hungry *shrugs*

/me can't do moderation it seems so he not gonna do it at all lol

Must find something other than coffee tho :lol: Hmmmmmm I think I got some blackcurrent somewhere :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

Uh Oh Jonno (http://www.everybody.co.nz/page-61a4731b-c932-43ab-b591-a63d015b789f.aspx)
you're shit out of luck today

[Jon L. Obscene]

lmfao :lol:

Ffs man gimmie a break :frusty:

Ok I'm gonna drink water :P

Jonno :cool: