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vidcc
07-31-2005, 06:01 PM
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/5906/fun1lk.jpg


:devil:

JPaul
07-31-2005, 06:06 PM
Or choose the USA, then die because you can't afford medical insurance.

Snee
07-31-2005, 06:12 PM
From where I'm posting, the welfare politics in the UK look positively harsh.
But the american ones still suck the big one, in comparison.

HCT
07-31-2005, 06:23 PM
shit, im moving to England

HeavyMetalParkingLot
07-31-2005, 06:29 PM
shit, im moving to England

but are you a pompous enough jackass to qualify to move there?

JPaul
07-31-2005, 06:30 PM
shit, im moving to England

but are you a pompous enough jackass to qualify to move there?
Good point, the pompous jackasses.

vidcc
07-31-2005, 06:34 PM
Or choose the USA, then die because you can't afford medical insurance.



They're bitin' early today,


:rolleyes:

JPaul
07-31-2005, 06:47 PM
They're bitin' early today,


:rolleyes:
:lol:

Typical American, trying to join in a game when he doesn't even understand t'rules.

enoughfakefiles
07-31-2005, 06:55 PM
:rolleyes:
:lol:

Typical American, trying to join in a game when he doesn't even understand t'rules.

:lol: :lol:

Could this be a reverse bit of roddery.

GepperRankins
07-31-2005, 07:02 PM
should we merge this with my BNP thread?

vidcc
07-31-2005, 07:30 PM
We fish with dynamite....rods are for girls

Busyman
07-31-2005, 07:51 PM
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/5906/fun1lk.jpg


:devil:
Really?

There are tons of indigent and homeless that actually move to DC because the city will take care of them.

Maybe they should GTFO by begging for money to get a plane ticket and passort and go 'cross the water.

Folks here get healthcare without medical insurance but it's the quality they get that's in the toilet.

bigboab
07-31-2005, 08:37 PM
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:devil:
Really?

There are tons of indigent and homeless that actually move to DC because the city will take care of them.

Maybe they should GTFO by begging for money to get a plane ticket and passort and go 'cross the water.

Folks here get healthcare without medical insurance but it's the quality they get that's in the toilet.

Send them over. They are knocking houses down here because they cant get people to live in them. Immigrants are refusing to be sent to live in 'undesirable' areas.

Virtualbody1234
07-31-2005, 09:25 PM
Subject: ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS POEM...


I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicare it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
Canadian dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

Canadian crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think Canada
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.

JPaul
07-31-2005, 09:36 PM
Subject: ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS POEM...


I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicare it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
Canadian dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

Canadian crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think Canada
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.


Oh good, another bigot, just what we needed.

Are you still a mod here, so I can complain like fuck about you.

Virtualbody1234
07-31-2005, 10:23 PM
Oh good, another bigot, just what we needed.

Are you still a mod here, so I can complain like fuck about you.

Thanks.

And no, I'm not a mod.

bigboab
07-31-2005, 10:48 PM
Oh good, another bigot, just what we needed.

Are you still a mod here, so I can complain like fuck about you.

Thanks.

And no, I'm not a mod.

I think they should make you a Mod again if you are a bigot. We need a cross section of society.:)

JPaul
07-31-2005, 10:55 PM
Oh good, another bigot, just what we needed.

Are you still a mod here, so I can complain like fuck about you.

Thanks.

And no, I'm not a mod.
Just a bigot then.

manker
07-31-2005, 10:57 PM
Thanks.

And no, I'm not a mod.
Just a bigot then.Maybe not.

Since VB is of Finnish stock, he clearly can't be against immigration. At least, it would be a bit mental if he was.

Looks like it's just Pakistanis :unsure:

JPaul
07-31-2005, 11:06 PM
Just a bigot then.Maybe not.

Since VB is of Finnish stock, he clearly can't be against immigration. At least, it would be a bit mental if he was.

Looks like it's just Pakistanis :unsure:
You say that, but all tall people are work shy, lazy, scrounging, smelly bastards as well.

Virtualbody1234
07-31-2005, 11:09 PM
I didn't make the poem. I just posted it as it seemed the same subject matter as the thread. :P

JPaul
07-31-2005, 11:13 PM
I didn't make the poem. I just posted it as it seemed the same subject matter as the thread. :P
Oh sorry, that's OK then.

You just posted bigotry, you didn't actually write it.

Can I apologise for any offence I may have caused you.

Virtualbody1234
07-31-2005, 11:26 PM
Right and like this whole thread isn't about the same?

JPaul
07-31-2005, 11:35 PM
Right and like this whole thread isn't about the same?
So that's OK then. Other people post bigotry, so it's OK to join in. Which part of "grow the fuck up" don't you understand.

So you are now either a bigot or a sheep. Or you can be yourself.

You decide.

All you have to say is "my bad I shouldn't have posted that bigoted crap".

Trust me, it's what you want to do and you will feel a lot better for doing it.

Unless of course you are a bigot.

manker
07-31-2005, 11:44 PM
Which part of "grow the fuck up" don't you understandI don't get the 'the fuck' part.

I don't mean to cast aspersions on my sex life, which is fine. However, I've rolled many an eye (my own on separate occasions, figuratively, naturellement) when folk have said to me 'get the fuck out' or 'shut the fuck up'.

I don't know, it just seems superfluous.

manker
07-31-2005, 11:47 PM
As an aside to the important tautological issue - bigotry is bad enough when original.

Copied and pasted bigotry is worse. Why? Because if you call the writer of the drivel an idiot, he or she prolly won't get to read it :(

JPaul
07-31-2005, 11:55 PM
Which part of "grow the fuck up" don't you understandI don't get the 'the fuck' part.

I don't mean to cast aspersions on my sex life, which is fine. However, I've rolled many an eye (my own on separate occasions, figuratively, naturellement) when folk have said to me 'get the fuck out' or 'shut the fuck up'.

I don't know, it just seems superfluous.
:lol:irl

Fair fucking point.

Busyman
08-01-2005, 12:26 AM
Subject: ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS POEM...


I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicare it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
Canadian dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

Canadian crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think Canada
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

HeavyMetalParkingLot
08-01-2005, 12:33 AM
The jackassery in this thread is mind boggling.

MCHeshPants420
08-01-2005, 12:39 AM
The jackassery in this thread is mind boggling.

You really shouldn't mumble. I can't understand a word you're saying.

Rat Faced
08-01-2005, 07:28 PM
Maybe not.

Since VB is of Finnish stock, he clearly can't be against immigration. At least, it would be a bit mental if he was.

Looks like it's just Pakistanis :unsure:
You say that, but all tall people are work shy, lazy, scrounging, smelly bastards as well.

So are short fat people and "welshmen" that support English football teams :snooty:

manker
08-01-2005, 08:12 PM
Geordies that know basically feck all about puntsphere are an abomination of nature, yeah - I noticed :snooty:

ziggyjuarez
08-01-2005, 08:16 PM
immigration is goverment shit.People belong to the world and they should be free where ever to go.Thats why i plan to movie to japam when im 20.Sorry for sounding like a hippy but its true.

manker
08-01-2005, 08:19 PM
immigration is goverment shit.People belong to the world and they should be free where ever to go.Thats why i plan to movie to japam when im 20.Sorry for sounding like a hippy but its true.You're going to invent a country and move there.

That's so cool :01:

Snee
08-01-2005, 08:21 PM
He shouldn't have given up on Herain tho', that could have been a nice place.

Maybe with some gorillas.

ziggyjuarez
08-01-2005, 08:22 PM
immigration is goverment shit.People belong to the world and they should be free where ever to go.Thats why i plan to movie to japam when im 20.Sorry for sounding like a hippy but its true.You're going to invent a country and move there.

That's so cool :01:
its currently called "north korea" but i dont think they're going to be around for very long :schnauz:

manker
08-01-2005, 08:25 PM
:lol: :lol: