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JPaul
07-31-2005, 06:37 PM
Basketball on trampolines.

That would make it less ghey.

DarthInsinuate
07-31-2005, 07:20 PM
Football with an oval ball.

Actually that's a stupid idea, a non-spherical ball just betrays its definition

bigboab
07-31-2005, 07:22 PM
Football with an oval ball.


I think you have taken this too far.:lol:

Busyman
07-31-2005, 07:55 PM
Basketball on trampolines.

That would make it less ghey.
Already done.

It's called SlamBall (http://slamball.warnerbros.com/) on Spike TV..

manker
07-31-2005, 07:59 PM
If one of us Britanians invent a really good sport, we should keep it secret so that all those other nations don't start practicing and pwn us at it.

One must learn from one's mistakes.

Either that or we could do what the Americans did and make the invented sport so boring that no-one else will want to play it.

I favour the first approach. We'd be secret world champions and no-one else would know why we're so smug :happy:

Busyman
07-31-2005, 08:02 PM
Either that or we could do what the Americans did and make the invented sport so boring that no-one else will want to play it.
Which sports?

manker
07-31-2005, 08:03 PM
I've just invented a brilliant solo sport that's a bit like cricket except with hookers and cocaine.

I'm not going to tell anyone the rules or anything about it other than it's fecking good.



I'm currently ranked world #1 at sticky wicket :happy:

manker
07-31-2005, 08:05 PM
Either that or we could do what the Americans did and make the invented sport so boring that no-one else will want to play it.
Which sports?Which do you think.

Busyman
07-31-2005, 08:09 PM
Which sports?Which do you think.
Beats the shit outta me...with a tree branch. :unsure:

manker
07-31-2005, 08:15 PM
Which do you think.
Beats the shit outta me...with a tree branch. :unsure:
Is that the new sport you're inventing.

Sounds like a winner, Busy.

You've got me interested and I daresay regulars to this forum will be queueing up to give it/you a bash.

brotherdoobie
07-31-2005, 08:57 PM
Beats the shit outta me...with a tree branch. :unsure:
Is that the new sport you're inventing.

Sounds like a winner, Busy.

You've got me interested and I daresay regulars to this forum will be queueing up to give it/you a bash.

:lol::lol::lol:

Peace bd

JPaul
07-31-2005, 09:32 PM
Basketball on trampolines.

That would make it less ghey.
Already done.

It's called SlamBall (http://slamball.warnerbros.com/) on Spike TV..
Do you think we could also have a sort of hybrid fishing / interweb browsing, or is that just mad talk.

MCHeshPants420
07-31-2005, 09:41 PM
Three Sided Football.

That's football with three different teams, not some sort of triangle shaped ball game.

manker
07-31-2005, 10:24 PM
Already done.

It's called SlamBall (http://slamball.warnerbros.com/) on Spike TV..
Do you think we could also have a sort of hybrid fishing / interweb browsing, or is that just mad talk.Yup, mad talk.

I have a feeling it's entirely feasable but will result, as you say, in a lot of mad talk. Maybe to make it even more mad, exponents could throw in some mild homoerotic innuendo.

I don't know, if I concentrate maybe I could make a good fist of it :schnauz:

JPaul
07-31-2005, 10:44 PM
Do you think we could also have a sort of hybrid fishing / interweb browsing, or is that just mad talk.Yup, mad talk.

I have a feeling it's entirely feasable but will result, as you say, in a lot of mad talk. Maybe to make it even more mad, exponents could throw in some mild homoerotic innuendo.

I don't know, if I concentrate maybe I could make a good fist of it :schnauz:
You've taken that too far.

manker
07-31-2005, 10:55 PM
It's a shame but you're right.

The merest hint of homoeroticism would roger render the game senseless.

Skiz
07-31-2005, 11:05 PM
Basketball on trampolines.

Believe it or not, they already have that. It's called Slamball. :lol:

manker
07-31-2005, 11:09 PM
Basketball on trampolines.

Believe it or not, they already have that. It's called Slamball. :lol:Yeah, right. Basketball on trampolines.

I'm sure that if such a sport existed, someone would have posted it already :dry:

MCHeshPants420
07-31-2005, 11:11 PM
Slumball.

Basketball on tramps.

Skiz
07-31-2005, 11:16 PM
Believe it or not, they already have that. It's called Slamball. :lol:Yeah, right. Basketball on trampolines.

I'm sure that if such a sport existed, someone would have posted it already :dry:


http://slamball.warnerbros.com/ :dry:

JPaul
07-31-2005, 11:16 PM
Believe it or not, they already have that. It's called Slamball. :lol:Yeah, right. Basketball on trampolines.

I'm sure that if such a sport existed, someone would have posted it already :dry:
:lol:

Feck I've never taken two on the same hook before.

EDIT - Sorry mate, I see you were going for the double reverse roddage, my bad. :(

JPaul
07-31-2005, 11:19 PM
Yeah, right. Basketball on trampolines.

I'm sure that if such a sport existed, someone would have posted it already :dry:


http://slamball.warnerbros.com/ :dry:
:lol:

Feck sake, you got it.

I cap my doff 2 ewe.

manker
07-31-2005, 11:20 PM
Yeah, right. Basketball on trampolines.

I'm sure that if such a sport existed, someone would have posted it already :dry:


http://slamball.warnerbros.com/ :dry:
:schnauz:

http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showpost.php?p=1104340&postcount=12

===

You know, this hybrid fishing / interweb browsing thing might catch on. It's a right laugh.

manker
07-31-2005, 11:22 PM
Yeah, right. Basketball on trampolines.

I'm sure that if such a sport existed, someone would have posted it already :dry:
:lol:

Feck I've never taken two on the same hook before.

EDIT - Sorry mate, I see you were going for the double reverse roddage, my bad. :(Yup. Tagging along on your shirt-tails.

Getting a swift one in before bed is rarely a bad plan.

JPaul
07-31-2005, 11:25 PM
:lol:

Feck I've never taken two on the same hook before.

EDIT - Sorry mate, I see you were going for the double reverse roddage, my bad. :(Yup. Tagging along on your shirt-tails.

Getting a swift one in before bed is rarely a bad plan.
:ooer missus:

Busyman
08-01-2005, 12:21 AM
Yeah, right. Basketball on trampolines.

I'm sure that if such a sport existed, someone would have posted it already :dry:
:lol:

Feck I've never taken two on the same hook before.
Skizo can't read for shit. :lol: :lol:

Skiz
08-01-2005, 12:27 AM
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. :unsure:

Busyman
08-01-2005, 12:27 AM
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. :unsure:
That's what's funny about it.

You still don't know. :lol: :lol:

Skiz
08-01-2005, 12:59 AM
All I said was that there is already sport like the one he suggested and posted a link. What's the big deal? :blink:

manker
08-01-2005, 01:04 AM
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. :unsure:Slamball.

Feck's sake, stop spamming this serious discussion topic.

MCHeshPants420
08-01-2005, 01:16 AM
Meh. Slamball is just Basketball for white people. :WhiteMenCan'tJump:

Busyman
08-01-2005, 01:36 AM
All I said was that there is already sport like the one he suggested and posted a link. What's the big deal? :blink:


I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. :unsure:
That's what's funny about it.

You still don't know. :lol: :lol:

Busyman
08-01-2005, 01:37 AM
Meh. Slamball is just Basketball for white people. :WhiteMenCan'tJump:

Just a bigot then.

MCHeshPants420
08-01-2005, 01:58 AM
Just a bigot then.

Yeah. You, me, Woody Harrelson, Wesley Snipes and that cunt Dave Chappelle. Bunch of fucking bigots.

Busyman
08-01-2005, 02:22 AM
Yeah. You, me, Woody Harrelson, Wesley Snipes and that cunt Dave Chappelle. Bunch of fucking bigots.
:lol: :lol:

Oh sorry, that's OK then.

You just posted bigotry, you didn't actually write it.

Can I apologise for any offence I may have caused you.


You say that cunt Dave Chappelle just 'cause he's black. :snooty:

Cheese
08-01-2005, 02:51 AM
You say that cunt Dave Chappelle just 'cause he's black. :snooty:

Yeah, any list that doesn't single out the awful Woody Harrelson for extra abuse must have some sinister ulterior motive.

Edit: Happy birthday Wesley Snipes.:01:

Guyver
08-01-2005, 03:17 AM
winter Tennis?

DarthInsinuate
08-01-2005, 09:15 AM
Overarm Batting Stationary Bowling Round Bats Cricket

that would be nuts

Barbarossa
08-01-2005, 09:55 AM
Motor-bike Polo

99%
08-01-2005, 10:12 AM
Repetitive Strain Injury Olympics

99%
08-01-2005, 10:24 AM
Manker Typo Baseball

Barbarossa
08-01-2005, 11:30 AM
Monkey-Darts.

Monkeys playing darts!

....I could watch that for hours... :D

DarthInsinuate
08-01-2005, 11:44 AM
Blurnsball

Cheese
08-01-2005, 12:29 PM
Monkey-Darts.

Monkeys playing darts!

....I could watch that for hours... :D

I prefer Topless Darts (http://www.ukgameshows.com/index.php/Topless_Darts).

http://members.aol.com/DONSKANE/behind.gif

maebach
08-03-2005, 05:18 AM
:lol: . The best and easiest game ever: Tag.

manker
08-03-2005, 08:15 AM
:lol: . The best and easiest game ever: Tag.Wow, I played that when I was a kid. So did my Dad - and his Dad too I think.

You must be like a hundred and ten or something. Thanks for inventing it tho' http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/01a.gif

Barbarossa
08-03-2005, 09:16 AM
Badminton on Trampolines

JPaul
08-05-2005, 05:56 PM
Uphill Gardening.

DarthInsinuate
08-06-2005, 01:07 AM
Inverted Team Batsmen Cricket

GepperRankins
08-06-2005, 01:36 AM
monitor boxing. i win :01:

JPaul
08-06-2005, 10:53 AM
Fecking boring sport that

http://cres.anu.edu.au/~joern/reptile/carlia-box.jpg

manker
08-06-2005, 01:46 PM
Ping pong wanking.

JPaul
08-06-2005, 01:46 PM
Ping pong wanking.
:lol: