Three Word Story II

[DooMeD68]

best friend roger

[bigboab]

the roger who...

[hippychick]

loved to spoon

[DooMeD68]

dogshit in tins

[bigboab]

to serve to...

[hippychick]

his master who

[DooMeD68]

was the greatest

[bigboab]

had no sense...

[DooMeD68]

of what was

[hippychick]

right in front

[DooMeD68]

of his eyes

[hippychick]

was a beautiful

[DooMeD68]

deep green colour

[hippychick]

and long blonde

[DooMeD68]

hair tied-up behind

[hippychick]

her head with

[DooMeD68]

a steel trap

[hippychick]

ready to snap

[DooMeD68]

the hands of

[hippychick]

unaware men trying

[DooMeD68]

grope at her

[hippychick]

she was mean

[bigboab]

and hard as...

[DooMeD68]

tank plate steel

[hippychick]

with steel armour

[bigboab]

around the sides...

[hippychick]

of her skirt

[DooMeD68]

and armoured knickers

[hippychick]

with spiked leggings

[DooMeD68]

diamond tipped toenails

[bigboab]

to match the...

[DooMeD68]

truck that she

[hippychick]

drove over the

[bigboab]

drove far too...

[DooMeD68]

nearest police station

[hippychick]

to report her

[DooMeD68]

and lock her

[hippychick]

up for many

[DooMeD68]

assault charges on

[bigboab]

defenceless men who...

[hippychick]

hangout in forums :lol::lol:

[bigboab]

till late at...

[hippychick]

night with windows

[DooMeD68]

98 and a

[Peter North]

stupid mother calling

[hippychick]

you to dinnner

[DooMeD68]

so you can

[hippychick]

eat spam and

[DooMeD68]

curried eggs till

[hippychick]

you puke it

[Peter North]

die from some

[DooMeD68]

deadly disease that

[hippychick]

you got from

[DooMeD68]

the local clap

[hippychick]

from the kid

[DooMeD68]

in the brothel

[hippychick]

who cleaned the

[DooMeD68]

dirty laundry in

[hippychick]

a washtub that

[DooMeD68]

was exceptionally clean

[Peter North]

and tasty too

[hippychick]

he ate all

[DooMeD68]

carrots from dobbin

[hippychick]

the little bunny

[DooMeD68]

who didn't like

[hippychick]

anyone eating his

[DooMeD68]

garlic cloves because

[hippychick]

they made him

[DooMeD68]

belch garlic fumes

[hippychick]

which ate away

[Actatoi]

all his knowledge

[hippychick]

leaving him ignorant

[bigboab]

of the fact...

[DooMeD68]

he didn't know

[Actatoi]

when to spin

[solaris]

the cycle wheel

[DooMeD68]

to get the

[Actatoi]

words out of

[bigboab]

the mouths of...

[DooMeD68]

the people stationed

[bigboab]

at each end...

[Actatoi]

at his bed

[DooMeD68]

in the army

[bigboab]

marching up and...

[Actatoi]

up and up

[bigboab]

according to orders...

[DooMeD68]

of general sodoffabitch

[bigboab]

who was a..

[DooMeD68]

right SOB enforcer

[Peter North]

that will bring

[DooMeD68]

chaos to the

[ZedZedZed]

world and to

[DooMeD68]

aliens on mars

[solaris]

settle on moon

[DooMeD68]

and plan invasion (for the second time)

[Peter North]

next to the

[DooMeD68]

LEM and the

[Peter North]

noobs whit a

[DooMeD68]

bad attitude towards

[Peter North]

and preparing for

[solaris]

people with attitude

[DooMeD68]

and the destruction

[Peter North]

of all man

[DooMeD68]

in large cities

[solaris]

crowded highway traffic

[DooMeD68]

and nuclear bunkers

[solaris]

cant be destroyed

[DooMeD68]

because of ray-shielding

[hippychick]

unless u use biological

[DooMeD68]

contamination through osmosis

[Peter North]

and killing all

[DooMeD68]

alien clone presidents

[solaris]

insects with repellent

[DooMeD68]

from the pest-control

[hippychick]

people from CDC

[Peter North]

full of aids

[DooMeD68]

and drainage contamination

[solaris]

do their job

[hippychick]

but really bad

[solaris]

get full pay

[DooMeD68]

for doing nothing

[hippychick]

but read magazines

[DooMeD68]

with naked men

[hippychick]

in pink pantyhose

[DooMeD68]

(not again) and rubber boots

[hippychick]

LOL
Then the CIA

[DooMeD68]

and the NSA

[hippychick]

with the FBI

[DooMeD68]

and the GRO

[hippychick]

spying on KGB

[DooMeD68]

on the road-of-bones

[hippychick]

and black ooze

[weenden]

came a woman

[solaris]

with high heels

[DooMeD68]

a red wig

[hippychick]

and purple eyes

[DooMeD68]

and a russian

[hippychick]

rocket scientist who

[solaris]

crashed some rockets

[hippychick]

into mars creating

[solaris]

some big craters

[hippychick]

it was amazing

[solaris]

to see fireworks

[hippychick]

but then he

[bigboab]

decided to go...

[hippychick]

to Alaska to

[bigboab]

do some husky...

[hippychick]

sledding over thin

[bigboab]

ice that gave...

[hippychick]

way, he swam

[Actatoi]

while wanking to

[bigboab]

try and start...

[hippychick]

his motorboat the

[Evil_Monkey]

engine spontaneously combusted

[hippychick]

and blew up

[bigboab]

and he came...

[hippychick]

splattering to the

[bigboab]

end of his...

[hippychick]

rope, which was

[bigboab]

tethered to the...

[hippychick]

dog sled which

[DooMeD68]

going around in

[hippychick]

circles by the

[DooMeD68]

dozen because they

[hippychick]

were pissed at

[DooMeD68]

having too move

[hippychick]

his fat arse

[bigboab]

every two minutes...

[hippychick]

he ate more

[DooMeD68]

whilst the ice

[bigboab]

to satisfy his...

[hippychick]

raging hunger for

[DooMeD68]

fish and chips

[hippychick]

dipped in lots

[DooMeD68]

lemon curd and

[hippychick]

syrup the dogs

[DooMeD68]

would have the

[weenden]

best dinner tonight

[DooMeD68]

what a shame

[weenden]

didnt have dessert

[DooMeD68]

to follow up

[Peter North]

with is nice

[DooMeD68]

treacle tart pudding

[Peter North]

and a cafe

[DooMeD68]

in the med

[hippychick]

but then the

[Peter North]

batman arrived at

[DooMeD68]

the corner of

[hippychick]

elm street and

[DooMeD68]

bummed up with

[Peter North]

a magic blast

[hippychick]

skidded around the

[DooMeD68]

corner and destroyed

[Peter North]

all around the

[DooMeD68]

white house killing

[hippychick]

a little old

[DooMeD68]

women called annie

[Peter North]

with a strange

[DooMeD68]

invisible ray-gun pointing

[Peter North]

to me and

[DooMeD68]

all my chums

[Peter North]

got crazy because

[DooMeD68]

they were scared

[hippychick]

of a wee

[DooMeD68]

little hairy monster

[hippychick]

who skipped down

[Peter North]

over her shirt

[DooMeD68]

and bitten her

[hippychick]

lips which were

[DooMeD68]

thin to start

[hippychick]

with, how ever

[DooMeD68]

wanted a free

[hippychick]

make over and

[weenden]

kick ass clothes

[hippychick]

thats the way

[weenden]

to get girls

[hippychick]

he was so

[weenden]

vain and fat

[hippychick]

women loved him

[DooMeD68]

for his charm

[weenden]

and buttered bread

[DooMeD68]

with choc ice

[hippychick]

he was cool

[weenden]

he wore hats

[DooMeD68]

and hoop earrings

[weenden]

and ladies lingerie

[DooMeD68]

with red knickers

[weenden]

and a red

[DooMeD68]

hat to match

[weenden]

his outlandish outfit

[hippychick]

made tourist come

[DooMeD68]

what a prat

[Something Else]

they would say

[hippychick]

while he rode

[solaris]

the horse back

[DooMeD68]

to the sheriff

[bigboab]

who was out....

[DooMeD68]

on a job

[hippychick]

hunting train robbers

[solaris]

finally shot one

[hippychick]

and dragged his

[bigboab]

body along the...

[hippychick]

dry river bed

[solaris]

no water flows

[bigboab]

because it has...

[solaris]

nobody near it

[DooMeD68]

to turn the

[bigboab]

the water on...

[solaris]

the dining table

[DooMeD68]

so it would