toodles

[Gemby!]

im off to scotland for a bit so i thought i would start a lil gemby leaving thread :cry:

now cry at my sad departure !@! :angry:

[Snee]

'k

[Gemby!]

'k

stop popping cheek :dry:

[Guillaume]

Bye God.

Have fun there. Stay away from deep-fried mars bars though.


Oh yeah, and from Boab too... :shifty:

[Gemby!]

boab sounds like boob :lol:

:blink: *must find new jokes*

[DarthInsinuate]

ah yes, Scotland, the summer holiday destination of choice for many would-be tourists

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Are you bringing your own sheep, or renting them when you arrive?

[Mr. Blunt]

What are you gonna be doing while your in Scotland? Hope you have an excellent time.

[manker]

Are you bringing your own sheep, or renting them when you arrive?Feck's sake, if you're going to stereotype a whole nation, at least get it right.

Scots are tight fisted bar-stewards who never stand their round, the Welsh fuck sheep :dry:

[manker]

Oh yea .. thanks for the reminder, Mr. Blunt; have a great time, Gembs :D

[Mr. Blunt]

Oh yea .. thanks for the reminder, Mr. Blunt; have a great time, Gembs :D
No problem. :lol:

[Aaron_T]

have a nice time Gemma :)

[Guillaume]

Scots are tight fisted bar-stewards who never stand their round, the Welsh fuck sheep :dry:

What about Welsh accountants? :unsure:

[manker]

Scots are tight fisted bar-stewards who never stand their round, the Welsh fuck sheep :dry:

What about Welsh accountants? :unsure:They tend to be teh roka :snooty:

[Robert00000]

im off to scotland for a bit so i thought i would start a lil gemby leaving thread :cry:

now cry at my sad departure !@! :angry:


:cry: ..........

Have fun :D

[Gemby!]

they have internet up here !! :01:

and its sunny outside too...:fear:


anyhoo im having fun- went and saw a band and hit ze clubs *big fish small fish cardboard box*

so many chavs up here though *burberry attack !!!!*

[Biggles]

they have internet up here !! :01:

and its sunny outside too...:fear:


anyhoo im having fun- went and saw a band and hit ze clubs *big fish small fish cardboard box*

so many chavs up here though *burberry attack !!!!*

:dry: Yes, we do have teh internet (but just the paraffin version)

Beware the Chavs :ph34r: but you are right, the weather is cracking ... definitely one of the better summers.

[JPaul]

Which part are you in.

[Biggles]

Which part are you in.

Clyde coast. I think we may have missed a lot of the cloud that has hung around other parts.

[JPaul]

I posted, then I thought to meself, Les is going to answer that.

Which part are you visiting, gemby.

[Barbarossa]

I miss gemby! :(

[Gemby!]

I posted, then I thought to meself, Les is going to answer that.

Which part are you visiting, gemby.


dundee ! :01: i bought my friednds cheapy pens :D

@ barbie - shucks :blushing:

[DanB]

gemby :01:

[Gemby!]

dan :01:

[DanB]

Gemby :01:

[Gemby!]

deja vu - also a club i went to lol

anyways im off to sleeep

toodles (again) xxx mwah ! :kiss:

[DanB]

night gembs :)

[brotherdoobie]

gemby...God doesn't go on vacation. Get back here! The forum needs rain!
It's very dry... or is that just the Brits?

Peace bd

[lynx]

Just when we thought we'd get a few days peace and quiet.
But no, she just can't stay away. :rolleyes:

@bd, was that dry enough for you? :schnauz:

[Gemby!]

Just when we thought we'd get a few days peace and quiet.
But no, she just can't stay away. :rolleyes:

@bd, was that dry enough for you? :schnauz:

dont make me spam *waves hand manacingly*

[Gemby!]

is it possible to be home sick in under a week of being away from home ??

[manker]

is it possible to be home sick in under a week of being away from home ??I suspect it is if you're in Dundee :ph34r:

[Gemby!]

:( i miss my daddy, and am bored/disliking my mummy :(

[manker]

Give him a ring and go on a massive all-day bender early tomorrow morning so that you don't have to see your Mam much :01:

[Gemby!]

but he will be asleep :( plus i always run out of things to say on the phone :rolleyes:

i think my mum is ignoring me anyway :mad: which in a way is good but i didnt do anything which is annoying.

[manker]

Go on a massive 24 hour bender starting now? :unsure:



I'm not too good at thinking of stuff to do that doesn't involve teh pub.

[Gemby!]

i noticed :D

well thanks for your help - im off to watch nip/tuck

nite nite manker xXx

[manker]

Nite, Gembs :D

[Skweeky1]

brrrr....
Dundee is a scary place. I once ended up doing a sales road trip there for a week. We went to some town called Carnoustie and even the cafs were closed at lunchtime.... You explain that!

Come down to sunny Glasgow for a weekend and let us introduce you to lovely clubs as mas, Cube, the Light Bar, SubClub....
(no Chavs included )

lol.... or Papa Docs in Cumbernauld :D

[manker]

Hello, Skweeky. Nice to see you :D

Had you been giving interwebland a break for a while?

[Skweeky1]

Just been too busy manker...
Been all over the place
And got a lovely new boyfriend to give all my attention to :D

[manker]

One that doesn't say 'quality' a lot, no doubt ;)

Good to hear that you've been busy tho'.

[Skweeky1]

Na, he's classy :D

Ex-RAF, used to a professional DJ and HAWT!!!!

So what have you been up to then?

[manker]

Na, he's classy :D

Ex-RAF, used to a professional DJ and HAWT!!!!

So what have you been up to then?Sarky fecker hehe :D

I've been watching football, cricket, doing a spot of work in between visits to the pub but in the main posting rubbish, like my pants, on interweb forums while in the office.

As you can see, I've got my priorities sorted :happy:

[Guillaume]

WB Sonja. :01:

[Skweeky1]

Talking about pants...

For all you guys out there:

You can buy lovely lingerie in the Next Clearance store for 50p a piece and make your gf think you spent a fortune

( I fell for it...)

[Skweeky1]

'lo Guillaume!

[Guillaume]

So you're selling pants now? Could you do something for maker? The poor fella's wearing yellow ones.


So what have you been up to then?
Making a fool out of myself on the interweb, losing my job and not finding one, drinking too much, keeping an eye on you ketchup-lovers...
Oh yeah, I've quit smoking, just as the sig says, greatest achievement in a year, ain't it sad.

[Skweeky1]

No...but Next Clearance is!

They've got lovely pink/black lacy numbers!

Well done for quitting smoking though! My bf and I attempted to quit when we came back from Cyprus and realised we spend a fortune on fags...
But trying to quit smoking and working 14 hour days while having to deal with idiots who can't sell mp3 players for £30 is too stressful :s



/me puts some ketchup on her eggs

[manker]

So you're selling pants now? Could you do something for manker? The poor fella's wearing yellow ones.At least mine were yellow before I put them on ... you slack bladdered Bergerac quaffer :snooty:

[Guillaume]

So you're selling pants now? Could you do something for manker? The poor fella's wearing yellow ones.At least mine were yellow before I put them on ... you slack bladdered Bergerac quaffer :snooty:

Oh my, you know my terrible secret, the reason I wear black ones. Now you must die.
I'll just cleverly disguise it as an accident. :shifty:

[manker]

I'll just cleverly disguise it as an accident. :shifty: You piss yourself on purpose? :lol: :pinch:

[Guillaume]

D'oh. :frusty:

[Gemby!]

brrrr....
Dundee is a scary place. I once ended up doing a sales road trip there for a week. We went to some town called Carnoustie and even the cafs were closed at lunchtime.... You explain that!

Come down to sunny Glasgow for a weekend and let us introduce you to lovely clubs as mas, Cube, the Light Bar, SubClub....
(no Chavs included )

lol.... or Papa Docs in Cumbernauld :D

been to glasgow before - went there for a couple of days before i went to dundee

LOVED the shopping :D