How long do you plan on living?

[Skiz]

http://www.nmfn.com/tnetwork/longevity_game_popup.html

[Skiz]

82 for skizo. :mellow:

[Smith]

82 also :01:

[Formula1]

I got 76 lol...

[SaYiaN]

noo it says 80 on mine :(

[lynx]

78.

So I tried finding out what would make the most difference.

I'm booking myself in for a sex change next week. :shifty:

[Guyver]

I got 76 lol...

76 also....ill prolly off my self earlier than that lol....serously.

[Skiz]

78.

So I tried finding out what would make the most difference.

I'm booking myself in for a sex change next week. :shifty:

:lol:

[hippychick]

92 I dont believe I want to live to be that old.

[Gripper]

92 I dont believe I want to live to be that old.

Who said you,ve only got 4 years left any way :blink:



































only jokin :P

[asmithz]

73 :(

[RPerry]

81 for me :01:

[manker]

173 for me.

I win.

[JPaul]

173 for me.

I win.
No, you're 173cm, short arse.

[Guillaume]

67. :blink:


I plan on pissing the most people off before I go down. :01:

[manker]

173 for me.

I win.
No, you're 173cm, short arse.Better short arse than hairy arse.

I imagine.

[Cheese]

54.

[JPaul]

No, you're 173cm, short arse.Better short arse than hairy arse.

I imagine.
I now have the incomfortable image of you imagining my hairy arse, :fluffbucket:

[manker]

imaginingYuck.

[JPaul]

imaginingYuck.
Is that a Yuck of;

Larfter

Disgust

Disdain

Other

Please select from the above

[manker]

Yuck.
Is that a Yuck of;

Larfter

Disgust

Disdain

Other

Please select from the aboveOther.

More specifically, frustration and displeasure. I often like to use one word where several would do. You may not have noticed as I hide this particular talent under a bushel. One of several figurative bushels I use for similar purposes.

I couldn't find your horrible word thread at t'Moderation (http://moderation.invisionzone.com/index.php?act=idx).

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/dabs.gif

[Snee]

84. The interweb usually says 73 or something, tho'.


My guess is that I'm gonna' live well past ninety.

[Adster]

til after I post this

[Jon L. Obscene]

52 :( 24 years left, that means I've lived more years than I have left :ph34r:

Altho I have a question..


Drugs
Taking drugs is one of the best ways to lose the Longevity Game. If you use hard drugs like cocaine or narcotics, it's time to look at your lifestyle, not your longevity. Click on your drug use.
Never use drugs for "recreation"
Use drugs for "recreation"

Thats a bit hap hazzard is'nt it?
I put yes cos I smoke a bit of pot, but a regular cocaine, acid, heroin, speed etc user would also put yes.
Thing is, what do they define as drugs?

Jonno :cool:

[Adster]

ohh fuck taken that test is hard for me how do you work out kgs as apposed to lobs and cm as apposed to feet

I also can nevrer drive in my life so what should I put there :huh:

[manker]

52 :( 24 years left, that means I've lived more years than I have left :ph34r:

Altho I have a question..


Drugs
Taking drugs is one of the best ways to lose the Longevity Game. If you use hard drugs like cocaine or narcotics, it's time to look at your lifestyle, not your longevity. Click on your drug use.
Never use drugs for "recreation"
Use drugs for "recreation"

Thats a bit hap hazzard is'nt it?
I put yes cos I smoke a bit of pot, but a regular cocaine, acid, heroin, speed etc user would also put yes.
Thing is, what do they define as drugs?

Jonno :cool:It's just a crappy interweb quiz to pass the time.

[manker]

ohh fuck taken that test is hard for me how do you work out kgs as apposed to lobs and cm as apposed to feetA lob in the hand is worth two in the bush :naughty:


Google (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=cm+to+feet&btnG=Search&meta=) has a converter thing for the other stuff.

[Adster]

well says ill live to 78 fuck that :(

[Jon L. Obscene]

It's just a crappy interweb quiz to pass the time.

Ah, I see.

Thank you for clearing that up, I'll stop panicking now *wipes brow*

@Ad. .... 2.2lbs - 1kg
2.4cm - 1 inch

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

2.4cm - 1 inch...

[JPaul]

I knew a chap who used both, so he'd take measurements like 2m 4in.

I thought it was kewl.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah I had a lad work with me like that, ask him what the alcove measures, he replies

"4 foot 22inches and 7mm" :huh:

Confused the hell outta me :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Jon L. Obscene]

2.4cm - 1 inch...

What?

Jonno :cool:

[JPaul]

Yeah I had a lad work with me like that, ask him what the alcove measures, he replies

"4 foot 22inches and 7mm" :huh:

Confused the hell outta me :lol:

Jonno :cool:
Was that width, depth or height. :huh:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Width.

If it was hieght it would be an awfully small room.

Jonno :cool:

[NikkiD]

Width.

If it was hieght it would be an awfully small room.

Jonno :cool:

I'd still fit quite comfortably.

Mine was 72 btw. Surprised the hell outta me.

[Adster]

so what if a car rune me over tomorrow?? or terrorists blow up Australia/?

why isn't there self test questions there???

it is really a bullshit test lol

[JPaul]

Width.

If it was hieght it would be an awfully small room.

Jonno :cool:
You said alcove tho'.

Does alcove mean room in the deep sarf.

[manker]

Width.

If it was hieght it would be an awfully small room.

Jonno :cool:

I'd still fit quite comfortably.

Mine was 72 btw. Surprised the hell outta me.Now that's a big alcove.

[JPaul]

or terrorists blow up Australia/?


Big bomb that.

[Jon L. Obscene]

@Nikki........ No you would'nt, you're not .........oh wait.......4 foot 22 inches....thats 5......ok I'll be quiet :ph34r:

@Jp..... No, dude I meant alcove as in chimney alcove, which in 99% of houses goes from floor to cieling same as the room :rolleyes:

@Manker..... dude even for me thats a bit sick ..........funny tho, gonna remember that and nick it :D

Jonno :cool:

[Adster]

its possible where helping the American well... ehhh our prime minister is sucking up to BUSH sending troops to help them look what happen to london

i guess aust yes big bomb lets just say if they were going to bomb it would be sydney

but I would be safe out here in the country hehehe

what abotu suicide shoudl be a question ever thought of killing yourself

once a day
all the fucking time
never

[JPaul]

@Jp..... No, dude I meant alcove as in chimney alcove, which in 99% of houses goes from floor to cieling same as the room :rolleyes:


Ah, we call that a chimney stack.

An alcove is like a recess in the wall.

http://home.earthlink.net/~infernoj13usa/sitebuildercontent/images/Alcove.JPG

[manker]

Chimney alcove :blink: :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

@Jp.......Yes I know that ffs :frusty: but 99% of the time when someone says "Alcove" they are talking about the resess next to or either side of the chimney. Hence me calling it a chimney alcove.
And what I said still stands.

Unless it fell down.

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

131 people out of six billion (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22chimney+alcove%22&btnG=Search&meta=) also call it a chimney alcove.

[JPaul]

@Jp.......Yes I know that ffs :frusty: but 99% of the time when someone says "Alcove" they are talking about the resess next to or either side of the chimney. Hence me calling it a chimney alcove.
And what I said still stands.

Unless it fell down.

Jonno :cool:
Like I said, where I come from it's different.

The alcove was usually in a corner and was used as a sort of "dislay case".

I've never heard the phrase chimney alcove.

No big deal, we also called the kitchen "the scullery" where I grew up, ken.

[Jon L. Obscene]

@Both of you...... You're hard work, an alcove can be a cupboard space or any kind of depress in a wall.
But when most people say Alcove they are talking about.......oh ffs I typed it above, I never said I call it a chimney alcove, I said that actually for clarity knowing manker is an office boy and would'nt understand :P

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

The alcove was usually in a corner and was used as a sort of "dislay case".

I've never heard the phrase chimney alcove.

I've never heard the phrase dislay case. Is this some kind of Scottish witchery.

[JPaul]

@Both of you...... You're hard work, an alcove can be a cupboard space or any kind of depress in a wall.
But when most people say Alcove they are talking about.......oh ffs I typed it above, I never said I call it a chimney alcove, I said that actually for clarity knowing manker is an office boy and would'nt understand :P

Jonno :cool:
Look, I'm only telling you what we called it. I have never (before today) heard the phrase chimney alcove.

"Office Boy" :lol:

You are English tho' so I'll let you off.

[JPaul]

The alcove was usually in a corner and was used as a sort of "dislay case".

I've never heard the phrase chimney alcove.

I've never heard the phrase dislay case. Is this some kind of Scottish witchery.
It's like a sort of vertical radiogram.

Without the radio.

Or the gramaphone.

And it has more glass.

And doors.

Normally shelves as well.

You put stuff in it.

Good stuff.

[manker]

@Both of you...... You're hard work, an alcove can be a cupboard space or any kind of depress in a wall.
But when most people say Alcove they are talking about.......oh ffs I typed it above, I never said I call it a chimney alcove, I said that actually for clarity knowing manker is an office boy and would'nt understand :P

Jonno :cool:
Look, I'm only telling you what we called it. I have never (before today) heard the phrase chimney alcove.

"Office Boy" :lol:

You are English tho' so I'll let you off.You've never heard the phrase chimney alcove because a chimney is never, ever, a recess.

It's mental talk, any office boy will tell you that.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Look, I'm only telling you what we called it. I have never (before today) heard the phrase chimney alcove.

"Office Boy" :lol:

You are English tho' so I'll let you off.

You've never heard it because I made it up, as I say, to clarify what sort of alcove I was talking about and it's location.

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

I've never heard the phrase dislay case. Is this some kind of Scottish witchery.
It's like a sort of vertical radiogram.

Without the radio.

Or the gramaphone.

And it has more glass.

And doors.

Normally shelves as well.

You put stuff in it.

Good stuff.I have a few really good posts that I'd like to put on show in your dislay case.

Would you have room in amongst all the other good stuff. I can shorten a few of the more wordy posts, if required.

It's mostly self-serving pish anyhow.

[manker]

Look, I'm only telling you what we called it. I have never (before today) heard the phrase chimney alcove.

"Office Boy" :lol:

You are English tho' so I'll let you off.

You've never heard it because I made it up, as I say, to clarify what sort of alcove I was talking about and it's location.

Jonno :cool:To clarify things, it's often better to make them more easily understandable.

Making up mental stuff, like chimney alcoves, obfuscates the matter.

Yes, yes it does :)

[Jon L. Obscene]

I did.

Jp asked if it could be hieght.
I said it would be a short room, then thought to myself he (or you manker cos I still say you 2 are the same person from different time zones) could then say "No it could be an alcove under the stiars" , so thinking ahead I described it as a "Chimney Alcove" meaning an alcove by the chimney :)
So you see what is actually happening is you are now resorting to using words you know full well I have no idea what they mean and simpply arguin a silly point.

But hey, it's more entertaining than grandstand with Saint 'n Greevsy :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[JPaul]

Perhaps clarify means something different in Sheringham.

Could that be it.

[JPaul]

Jp asked if it could be hieght.

I most certainly did not.

[manker]

I did.

Jp asked if it could be hieght.
I said it would be a short room, then thought to myself he (or you manker cos I still say you 2 are the same person from different time zones) could then say "No it could be an alcove under the stiars" , so thinking ahead I described it as a "Chimney Alcove" meaning an alcove by the chimney :)
So you see what is actually happening is you are now resorting to using words you know full well I have no idea what they mean and simpply arguin a silly point.

But hey, it's more entertaining than grandstand with Saint 'n Greevsy :ermm:

Jonno :cool:See, you're having a go at me for using words that you don't understand -- but you started it with your chimney alcove shenanegans.

Btw, since when have Wales and Scotchland been in different time zones :lol:

[NikkiD]

Height. H-E-I-G-H-T.

As per your request via PM. :P

Some days I wish I still had my mod powers, I'd just edit and correct your spelling myself. :P

[Jon L. Obscene]

Exactly my point of what I just said to you.

At school we were taught "I before E eccept after C"

So please to be explaining that one someone?

And I still don't see how it matters.

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

JP, stop pming Nikki about trivial matters.


Btw, Nikki, I'd correct JP's spelling too if I had the mod powers you previously possessed :dry:

[JPaul]

Exactly my point of what I just said to you.

At school we were taught "I before E eccept after C"

So please to be explaining that one someone?

And I still don't see how it matters.

Jonno :cool:
It's a rule of thumb, quite a weird one actually.

[Wolfmight]

86 here

I noticed you can only get 100 if you are already in your late 80s with a healthy life based on this poll. Heh, I guess it's also true in the real world though. People who live to be 100 are pretty healthy at age 70,80, and 90 for old people. I've seen 80 year old men who can still run 2 miles straight, lift heavy weight, and fight much better than 30 year old men. Gods I tell you...

[Jon L. Obscene]

It's a rule of thumb, quite a weird one actually.

Yeah.....kinda like saying all cars have 4 doors really is'nt it.

Jonno :cool:

[JPaul]

It's a rule of thumb, quite a weird one actually.

Yeah.....kinda like saying all cars have 4 doors really is'nt it.

Jonno :cool:
I refuse to comment until you move the apostrophe one place to the east.

[NikkiD]

Yeah.....kinda like saying all cars have 4 doors really is'nt it.

Jonno :cool:
I refuse to comment until you move the apostrophe one place to the east.

:lol:

Jonno, the apostrophe is used to replace the letters which have been omitted.

"Isn't" is a contraction of "IS NOT". The "o" has been removed. Thus, the apostrophe goes in place of the "o".

[JPaul]

I refuse to comment until you move the apostrophe one place to the east.

:lol:

Jonno, the apostrophe is used to replace the letters which have been omitted.

Isn't is a contraction of IS NOT. The "o" has been removed. Thus, the apostrophe goes in place of the "o". ISN'T.
Your "Isn't" should really be punctuated, otherwise the sentence is nonsensical.

Strangely you did it with the "o" (twice) indicating you were aware of this.

Slipshod work, Lady.

[Mr. Mulder]

as long as my liver and the one after that will last

[JPaul]

as long as my liver and the one after that will last
Thank feck we've got two. That's all I can say.

Well not "all I can say", that would be mad talk. You know what I mean.

[NikkiD]

:lol:

Jonno, the apostrophe is used to replace the letters which have been omitted.

Isn't is a contraction of IS NOT. The "o" has been removed. Thus, the apostrophe goes in place of the "o". ISN'T.
Your "Isn't" should really be punctuated, otherwise the sentence is nonsensical.

Strangely you did it with the "o" (twice) indicating you were aware of this.

Slipshod work, Lady.

Doh. I did consider it after hitting the post button, though in laziness chose not to fix it. I figured Jon wouldn't notice, though I should have known you would. :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Notice what?

Jonno :cool:

[Snee]

...

What?

Jonno :cool:
What, you mean apart from that it's wrong? :unsure:

Last I checked 1 inch was 2.54cm.

[Mr. Mulder]

as long as my liver and the one after that will last
Thank feck we've got two. That's all I can say.

Well not "all I can say", that would be mad talk. You know what I mean.

mine keep me warm during the storm

[JPaul]

Your "Isn't" should really be punctuated, otherwise the sentence is nonsensical.

Strangely you did it with the "o" (twice) indicating you were aware of this.

Slipshod work, Lady.

Doh. I did consider it after hitting the post button, though in laziness chose not to fix it. I figured Jon wouldn't notice, though I should have known you would. :lol:
D'oh, I think you'll find.

Oh and take it as a compliment. It means I really read what you post.

http://www.petersreviews.com/simp03.jpg