how do i poo?

[GepperRankins]

i've really bad stomach ache all day, like trapped wind or something.

i've had some rennies and they work, for about 30 seconds.


i'm thinking that i'm constipated, and i tried to shit but didn't feel like it.



should i do some yoga or drink diet coke or something?

[GepperRankins]

help me you cunts. i'm in pain!

[Spicker]

milk

[Smith]

Do some sit ups, that will help relieve the gas :)

[Tikibonbon]

Have you tried using a stick? You stick it in and dig around a little.

[brotherdoobie]

Have you tried using a stick? You stick it in and dig around a little.

:blink:...

Peace bd

[Dark Steno]

Coffee

[lynx]

What you need is some ice lollies.

For the sticks of course.http://img200.exs.cx/img200/7135/eyebrow1qb.gif

[RPerry]

Prune Juice ??? :blink:

[GepperRankins]

still hurting.


maybe it's gallstones :fear:

[ziggyjuarez]

still hurting.


maybe it's gallstones :fear:
Seek a fucking doctor right now:ohmy:

[missie]

hot water bottle :happy:




I'm on my monthlys too.

[GepperRankins]

still hurting.


maybe it's gallstones :fear:
Seek a fucking doctor right now:ohmy:
i don't want to. i'm scared

[ziggyjuarez]

Seek a fucking doctor right now:ohmy:
i don't want to. i'm scared

ziggy highly suggests it

[manker]

A spliff and a cup of tea usually sorts me out. Has to be green tho' (not the tea).

Either that or drink ten pints of lager.

[Mr. Mulder]

eat some poo

[Gemby!]

i've really bad stomach ache all day, like trapped wind or something.

i've had some rennies and they work, for about 30 seconds.


i'm thinking that i'm constipated, and i tried to shit but didn't feel like it.



should i do some yoga or drink diet coke or something?

sounds like a hands-on job to me :pinch:

*latex*

[enoughfakefiles]

Here`s something to work it out. :unsure:

http://www.homesteadhomehealth.com/images/buttons/clipboard_pen_and_paper_3.gif

Go to the chemist, they`ll have something to unblock you.

[vidcc]

George Bush is the president of the USA.







Bet that got it out










http://www.mistupid.com/pictures/images/stuckpoo.jpg

[GepperRankins]

i never had a problem with her until the whole san andreas thing :dry:

[vidcc]

And if it didn't, this ought to help:

Hillary Clinton might be...someday.

Guaranteed to scare the shit out of anyone.

oooooooooooohHHHHH ...............someone is touchy today


http://www.auravita.com/prodimages/sheldonpress/TheIncredibleSulk.jpg :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

have you had a barry white yet dave? :unsure:

[GepperRankins]

no. and i still hurt


there's definately a blockage somewhere :(

[Mr. Mulder]

maybe if you just keep eating? :unsure:

[GepperRankins]

maybe if you just keep eating? :unsure:
i tried drinking lots of water to see if it washed me out :lookaroun

[Mr. Mulder]

curry? :naughty:

[brotherdoobie]

Dave, it's time to be a man and take matters into your own hands.
Take your middle finger,lubricate it with dish soap or bath soap and
insert it up your anus and manually break up the congested feces.
My wife had to do this with our son when he was a baby...it works.

If not got to the feckin doctor.

Peace bd

[GepperRankins]

how 'bout no

[ziggyjuarez]

how 'bout no
:lol: agree

[Yoga]

just use a suppository, melts in your ass not in your hand

[GepperRankins]

i just had a shit! :happy:

[Guillaume]

Gloria Alleluia!





:unsure:

[Yoga]

Feel Better?

[DarthInsinuate]

i just had a shit! :happy:
once i was really constipated for ages, but then i let it out in one huge shit, it needed four flushes :w00t:

[Mr. Blunt]

Dave, it's time to be a man and take matters into your own hands.
Take your middle finger,lubricate it with dish soap or bath soap and
insert it up your anus and manually break up the congested feces.
My wife had to do this with our son when he was a baby...it works.

If not got to the feckin doctor.

Peace bd
That sounds exciting. :w00t:

[Smith]

Dave, it's time to be a man and take matters into your own hands.
Take your middle finger,lubricate it with dish soap or bath soap and
insert it up your anus and manually break up the congested feces.
My wife had to do this with our son when he was a baby...it works.

If not got to the feckin doctor.

Peace bd

Thats a tad bit disgusting..... :ermm:

[brotherdoobie]

Dave, it's time to be a man and take matters into your own hands.
Take your middle finger,lubricate it with dish soap or bath soap and
insert it up your anus and manually break up the congested feces.
My wife had to do this with our son when he was a baby...it works.

If not got to the feckin doctor.

Peace bd

Thats a tad bit disgusting..... that my penis swell is tearing my short pants. :ermm: