• Trash-Talking Warcraft III Gamer Gets Fingers Broken In Revenge Beating

    A Canadian high schooler playing Warcraft III gloated a little too much over a recent victory, and his opponents found that so unsporting they decided to do something even more unsporting: track him down at lunch and beat his ass.
    That's according to Vancouver authorities, who said the high schooler was confronted at lunch by four or five other guys, forced to kiss their feet, and then was beaten with batons, sustaining broken fingers.
    Seriously? Kiss their feet? That's like something out of My Bodyguard. I guess Canadians don't have cops in the lunchrooms like American kids do.
    "I guess some people take these things exceptionally seriously," Vancouver police Const. Lindsey Houghton said, according to The Vancouver Sun. "It's something that is exceptionally rare, given the number of people who play video games. Most people can separate reality from online fiction."
    No word if the assailants were charged with anything, but I'm guessing "breaking fingers with intent to jam up ass," might be on the rap sheet.


    Source: Kotaku

    Comments 9 Comments
    1. IdolEyes787's Avatar
      IdolEyes787 -
      I was under the impression that anyone that willingly admitted to regularly playing Warcraft was basically asking you to beat his ass.
      Huh learn something new every day.
    1. TheFoX's Avatar
      TheFoX -
      No one likes a sore loser, especially if they break your fingers afterwards.
    1. TycusFindley's Avatar
      TycusFindley -
      Quote Originally Posted by TheFoX View Post
      No one likes a sore loser, especially if they break your fingers afterwards.
      Hey...nobody likes a little nerdy baby...that brags about kicking your ass in a lame...gay....fantasy...world thing! thats grounds for a ass kicking....lol
    1. IdolEyes787's Avatar
      IdolEyes787 -
      Quote Originally Posted by TycusFindley View Post
      Quote Originally Posted by TheFoX View Post
      No one likes a sore loser, especially if they break your fingers afterwards.
      Hey...nobody likes a little nerdy baby...that brags about kicking your ass in a lame...gay....fantasy...world thing! thats grounds for a ass kicking....lol
      One post and I already totally dislike you .

      Btw like Starcraft isn't nerdy . Also I suppose it's totally wasted breath but gay doesn't necessarily ....equate.... to .... sissified as you just proved .

      Or maybe you didn't .
    1. godofhell's Avatar
      godofhell -
      lol ... that little fag probably deserved to get his ass beat
    1. TycusFindley's Avatar
      TycusFindley -
      Quote Originally Posted by godofhell View Post
      lol ... that little fag probably deserved to get his ass beat
      Thank you! godofhell lol...

      I really could care less if you like me or not IdolEyes787...its just a forum...and its just a post!...no need to get all ethical...

      And who the hell is talking bout starcraft?....this is World Of Warcraft...lol read please!
    1. IdolEyes787's Avatar
      IdolEyes787 -
      Quote Originally Posted by TycusFindley View Post
      Quote Originally Posted by godofhell View Post
      lol ... that little fag probably deserved to get his ass beat
      Thank you! godofhell lol...

      I really could care less if you like me or not IdolEyes787...its just a forum...and its just a post!...no need to get all ethical...

      And who the hell is talking bout starcraft?....this is World Of Warcraft...lol read please!

      You don't even know where your own username comes from?OK it's misspelled but still....
    1. TycusFindley's Avatar
      TycusFindley -
      Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
      Quote Originally Posted by TycusFindley View Post

      Thank you! godofhell lol...

      I really could care less if you like me or not IdolEyes787...its just a forum...and its just a post!...no need to get all ethical...

      And who the hell is talking bout starcraft?....this is World Of Warcraft...lol read please!

      You don't even know where your own username comes from?OK it's misspelled but still....
      Damn dude...your such a Troll.....seriously give it up...you have no argument...i know how i spelt the goddamn nick! lol...i cud care less if its not the exact same way the dudes name is spelt..i wanted it that way...oh jeez...im just..feeding the troll here...
    1. IdolEyes787's Avatar
      IdolEyes787 -
      No argument to what ? You drooled said this
      And who the hell is talking bout starcraft?....this is World Of Warcraft...lol read please!
      And as my comment was referencing your username's association with that series of videogames , obviously you were.

      Also if "trolling" as you refer to it ,means speaking up against childish idiots ( apologies if you really are a child) like you and godofhell anonymously bravely spouting homophobic rhetoric ,then whatever your wishes I think I'm obliged to keep doing it.

      Btw I honestly think you are too stupid insensitive to even fully realize what you are promoting in carelessly employing negative connotations to another group of people.( The comfortable use of lol instead of actual vocalization of discernible thought sort of gives it away.That and that all you got out of anything I said was you misspelled a name )