• Security Guards Shoot and Kill Apple Store Burglar


    Even if you want an iPad 2, like, really really bad, you should not try to steal one! According to local news stations, a private security guard shot and killed one of three burglars attempting to pull off a smash and grab job at an Apple Store in an outdoor mall in Chula Vista, California this morning. So, see, not worth it. The trio smashed the store's glass doors around 6:45 this monring, before the location was open for business, and private security guards, who apparently carry guns, exchanged gunfire with the two male burglars, killing one and injuring the other. He and a third female accomplice were reportedly apprehended later this morning. Chill out, everyone!

    Source: Gizmodo
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    1. EyeCandy's Avatar
      EyeCandy -
      I guess these weren't your typical mall rent a cops.

      Top Flight Security of the World, Craig!
    1. bobbintb's Avatar
      bobbintb -
      man... steve jobs doesnt fuck around...
    1. duke0102's Avatar
      duke0102 -
      UK could learn a thing or 2 from the Americans. Our security guards have a rolled up porn mag to swat at criminals and over there they carry guns I don't think even all our police officers carry them lol
    1. darkmawl's Avatar
      darkmawl -
      Quote Originally Posted by duke0102 View Post
      UK could learn a thing or 2 from the Americans. Our security guards have a rolled up porn mag to swat at criminals and over there they carry guns I don't think even all our police officers carry them lol
      Because crime and death by firearms are so uncommon in the US! What could go wrong if everyone is allowed to carry a gun!
    1. godofhell's Avatar
      godofhell -
      Quote Originally Posted by darkmawl View Post
      Because crime and death by firearms are so uncommon in the US! What could go wrong if everyone is allowed to carry a gun!
      You really think that those assholes that tried to rob the store were ALLOWED to carry a gun? you are fucking delirious !!!
    1. duke0102's Avatar
      duke0102 -
      +1 @ godofhell
    1. godofhell's Avatar
      godofhell -
      Quote Originally Posted by duke0102 View Post
      +1 @ godofhell
    1. mjmacky's Avatar
      mjmacky -
      It would have been a happier story if everyone in the shootout died and the store burned down
    1. megabyteme's Avatar
      megabyteme -
      Was there something of value in the store at the time of the burglary? I may have missed it, but is there anything in an Apple store besides the Apple products?

      I assume there must have been since it required an armed guard. Perhaps some computers, or the employee fridge, or a forgotten sweater, or something. I wish these reports were more thorough...
    1. mjmacky's Avatar
      mjmacky -
      I read it wrong. They assumed they were there to steal an iPad, but my guess is that one of them desperately needed to sit down for a shit and heard that the Apple Stores keep really clean bathrooms. Also, their shit don't stink.
    1. duke0102's Avatar
      duke0102 -
      Apple store besides the Apple products?
      Highly desirable and easily sold on. If someone offered me and Ipda super-super cheap I wouldn't ask questions lmao
    1. godofhell's Avatar
      godofhell -
      yeah, even though i hate apple and all its products, i'd take a free iPad in a sec