Stehle
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We need to arm as many good animals as possible to keep the bad ones in check.

I've been looking into building a new computer and found that it would cost me just about exactly double as if I did it in the States. So fuck it.

I assumed that if we didn't arm them then only the criminal animals would have access to guns.

Dammit! Didn't know we could give them weapons. I change my choice to anon with access to a PC from like 1995. He'd disable your power grid....

Strategy wins battles so chimpanzee with a bazooka or a dolphin in a suicide vest. Granted in the dolphin's case it would really be more of a draw...

If we're picking battle animals, I choose a hippo.

I'd take the moose if there was ever a fight between a moose and not a moose.

Anon is the last dodo

Well, at least standing around by people interacting with the beavers.

If that band were Canadian that video would have consisted entirely of people interactively peacefully with beavers.

I'm in the middle of The Terminal List and it just wrote itself into a terrible plot decision that there is no coming back from. Heroes need to hero...

Nice try getting me to listen to that Wes Anderson fanboi. In other news I'm fairly sure that you need to be a Nazi to appreciate either this...

The Canadian museum of participation trophies must draw in tens of visitors each year.

German bands. OK, because Scorpions is too obvious and every other German thing except Milli Vanilli sucks - Big in Japan by Alphaville. Big in...

Forgive Canada for not settling all it's problems with violence.

Canada Day: the day celebrating Canada's military victory in which its people forced Britain to free its imperialist stranglehold and enslavement of...

Detailing anon's unfortunate experience with a hooker. Happy Canada Day eh.

That Nancy Poo knows how to make an entrance...

Jesus Christ, can't these fucking fuckers simply leave anything alone? I also see that it's a spin-off of Nancy Drew which I lasted with right up...

Being not so much of a sports follower, I Googled 'famous white basketball players'. Google asked if I meant 'famous white basketball player?' ...

Meg informs me that he doesn't own a pair of Jordans and with times being tough as they are he can only afford shoes endorsed by white basketball...

I'm thinking something that random you could only speak of from personal experience.

That's only like two beaver pelts and beavers literally grow on trees. Anyway they also have a 10000 dollar model for those really in love with...

Of course you'd pick one made to look like a ghey European disco. (Notice the redundancy in all three of those words).