Atrocious Song Lyrics!

My daughter was listening to one of those NOW 666 compilations.
and John Mayers "Your Body Is A Wonderland" came on.

*excuse me...brb

I'm sorry about that I just vomited violently. I think I'm allergic to
Johnnie boy.

* back on topic

I think he is one of the worst lyric writers of all time, but at least he
inspired a thread topic.

Sample lyrics: "One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue"

Bleh!...

What are some lyrics you find particularly atrocious?

Peace bd

The part of motley crues song "glitter" where he makes mention of "lets make a baby inside of you". It gets more pathetic when you hear the unplugged version of that song.

"I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"

Snap "Rhythm is a dancer"/

Upset a few ppl when it came out I seem to remember!
:D