Stephen King Movies...

heres a review

"Has there ever been a film-related talent with a more inconsistent track record than Stephen King? This is the man whose name made us think that a clumsily titled film called The Shawshank Redemption might be worth checking out. That name also made us fork over ten dollars for Thinner. Every time you swear to yourself that you'll never pay again for a King movie, every time he burns you with a Dreamcatcher, Graveyard Shift, Sleepwalkers or The Mangler, he comes up with a Misery or The Green Mile. You could blame it on those who adapt his work to the screen, but the one time he did his own directing we got Emilio Estevez being chased by possessed trucks in Maximum Overdrive.

Sure, King owes us a lot of money, but would you really want it back if it meant you'd never get to watch The Shining again? Of course not. So, once again, it's time to get in line and take your beating so Mr. King can buy some nice things and put himself in the mood to someday write another masterpiece. This time our bitter medicine is Riding the Bullet, a miserable dead-end of a film that runs around in circles like a sick animal before ultimately collapsing in a heap of exhaustion and disorientation.
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Originally Posted by 100%

You could blame it on those who adapt his work to the screen

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Kinda sums it up. It's not that you could blame. It's that you must.

Nuff said.:ermm:

cujo ftw :01:

I thought i was the only one who felt like this 0_0

ftw indeed the guy is a none stop factory ala waltdisney
he must have cried when he saw how simple harry potter made it,
average is goodenuf
is repetition really worth it?
he should stop - move to the bahamas and think happy thoughts.
maybe Robs could guide him to chill

Stephen king actually through the book carrie in the bin because he thought it would`nt cut.

Needful things.FTW:01:

M o o n that spells moon.

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

Stephen king actually through the book carrie in the bin because he thought it would`nt cut.

Needful things.FTW:01:

M o o n that spells moon.

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T h r e w that spells threw.:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

T h r e w that spells threw.:rolleyes:

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There was a whole in it.:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

There was a whole in it.:rolleyes:

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I'm not going to correct that, I see what you're trying to do...unless I'm giving you too much credit:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I'm not going to correct that, I see what you're trying to do...unless I'm giving you too much credit:rolleyes:

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You know when you've been rodded.:lol: