Things Burds Are Pish At

Football. Women's football is pish.

Cooking

driving. cliche but fact

Secks, guys always have a good time with secks, but Women are rubbish at it.

Comedians. There are no funny female comedians.

I'm fantastic at everything. :snooty:

Guess that means I should get a sex change and wear plaid shirts.

Just the plaid shirt would be nice. :w00t:

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I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa :smilie4: