Why are you dead?

find all your answers here
http://www.koert.com/home/dead/white.html

iGod > this shit :snooty:

iGod rocks!

But this one...

Why are you dead?
(Am not, but consider I should play along... :shifty: ) Because I died.
Why are you dead?
(Clearly I need to be more explanatory.... :unsure: )Because my life ended.
Is that why you are dead?
Yes.

End of conversation. :ermm:

page`s music = fart to my ears

fart to my ears = proof of life