If you could choose

wood ewe prefer you're cawk to be longer or wider.

Why?

Just straighter would be fine thanks . And maybe a teste tuck ?

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Originally Posted by peat moss

Just straighter would be fine thanks . And maybe a teste tuck ?

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don't worry, it strightens up when it gets erect. sexual activity causes this phenomenum.

Longer. It'll help with those pesky barre chords.

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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate

Longer. It'll help with those pesky barre chords.

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and playing fancy bottleneck licks.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by peat moss

Just straighter would be fine thanks . And maybe a teste tuck ?

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don't worry, it strightens up when it gets erect. sexual activity causes this phenomenum.

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Nope still crooked but what the hey ,I could write some new positions for the Kumra Sutra .:D { I know I spelt that wrong } :)

is it crooked like a banananana or is there a kink in it.

/me awaits a reply along the lines of "you (really) got me"

More like a pretzel.

There isn't a kink in it, but it's been in a Kink :smilie4:

Would it be possible to have a bottle opener included in this wish list?