My mates attitude to Mothers Day

No Betty, I'm not getting you a card, you're not my Mother.

The wee one makes a card at school, you can have that.

If the other two are old enough to drink then they're old enough to buy a fucking card.

It's a load of commercial pish to sell cards and I amn't fucking playing.

True story.

PS I used the name Betty to protect Margaret Devine's identity.

I've got a mate who has posted over twenty seven thousand times on an interweb forum. Has he got nothing better to do.

He also bought his missus a bin at Xmas time.

Unfeckingbelievable.

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Originally Posted by manker

I've got a mate who has posted over twenty seven thousand times on an interweb forum. Has he got nothing better to do.

He also bought his missus a bin at Xmas time.

Unfeckingbelievable.

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You know I wouldn't dare mate.

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Originally Posted by manker

I've got a mate who has posted over twenty seven thousand times on an interweb forum.

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Just think, if she had posted it as a sequence of numbers, increasing by 1 each time, she'd be pretty near the magical 10,000 by now

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To be honest, my view of Mothers Day is much like your mate's - but I also wouldn't dare.

I also hate Xmas, Easter and Birthdays. Father's Day wasn't too bad, my Dad is in Santorini so I didn't have to do 'owt.

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Originally Posted by manker

Unfeckingbelievable.

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And also another thing, it's unbefeckinglievable. Trust me, I know these things.

Say them out loud (in your head) you'll hear I'm right.

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Originally Posted by manker

:D

To be honest, my view of Mothers Day is much like your mate's - but I also wouldn't dare.

I also hate Xmas, Easter and Birthdays. Father's Day wasn't too bad, my Dad is in Santorini so I didn't have to do 'owt.

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I went to Santorini, albeit quite a while a go - lovely place. The archaeology is fantastic. I dare say these days it has internet cafes you could have sent a card to.

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Originally Posted by manker

:D

To be honest, my view of Mothers Day is much like your mate's - but I also wouldn't dare.

I also hate Xmas, Easter and Birthdays. Father's Day wasn't too bad, my Dad is in Santorini so I didn't have to do 'owt.

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We should cancel the lot except Christmas, which is the most wonderful time of the year.

However it really was a mate I was quoting. We were discussing it this very day. The fact that I totally and unreservedly agree his sentiment is neither here, nor indeed there.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by manker

Unfeckingbelievable.

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And also another thing, it's unbefeckinglievable. Trust me, I know these things.

Say them out loud (in your head) you'll hear I'm right.

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I said it out loud (in my head) in a rich Scotch brogue and you were right - but when I said it out loud (earl) in my lascivious lilt, it turned out that you were horribly wrong :no:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by manker

:D

To be honest, my view of Mothers Day is much like your mate's - but I also wouldn't dare.

I also hate Xmas, Easter and Birthdays. Father's Day wasn't too bad, my Dad is in Santorini so I didn't have to do 'owt.

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I went to Santorini, albeit quite a while a go - lovely place. The archaeology is fantastic. I dare say it has internet cafes these days, to which you could have sent a card.

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Fixed.