Petshop ad

A priest walks in a petshop looking for pet for company. He looks around and doesn't see anything he likes. So he looks on the for sale board to see whats there, to his discuss he see a ad that offends him.
He calls out to the shop keeper and say dont you think this ads a bit rude.
Not really why its just a wanted ad.
The priest says just a ad its say wanted a real bitch looks dont matter apply within. Requirements are:
1. Must like sex.
2. Must do it anytime i want and anywhere.
3. Must do it doggy style.
4. I love my balls being licked.
What are you a sick or what.
Shopkeeper starts laughing his head off.
What are you laughing for and why has that ugly dog over there got a stupid grin on his face.
Its his ad.

Wow that was really hard to read :blink:

That was harder than shakespeare, but I got it:)