Cab Driver picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't
stop staring at her.
She asks "why are you staring at me?"
He replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear jus
about everything, I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: No.1, you have to
be single and No.2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic."
"OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush.
When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear
child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
I'm a Protestant."
"That's OK "says the nun...
"My name's Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
