What would you do if you saw an Injured Animal?
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What would you do if you saw an Injured Animal?
I'd wonder where the fuck it came from:blink:
This is very important.
Cows' milk can kill birds, hedgehogs and other small mammals - and it will certainly make them very ill, so if you see a Injured Animal, you are best to kill it proper like, stamp on it's head till dead.
proper like... sorted!
Feed it cow's milk. Is that the right answer?Quote:
Originally Posted by Buffalo
The simplest is to drive over it again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buffalo
Depends on whether it's an attractive animal or a tasty edible animal.
Is "Video it on my mobile and post it on YouTube" the wrong answer? :unsure:
If its beyond help kill it quick,I've bashed in the heads of many a rabbit with mixy ma toasties
If It was a rabbit with Mixy I'd kill it.
If it was a pheasant just hit by a car I'd eat it.
If it was a mouse I'd go and get my cat to kill it because it amuses me watching her.
if it were a mink I'd skin it and wear it.
If it were a deer, I't treat it the same as a pheasant.
If it were a bear, I'd run away and send the sherriff in to shoot it.
If it were a couger, I'd call many small children to come and pet it - we all know injured cougers like being petted.
If it was a moose, I'd cut it's head off and stick it to a flying bed/the wall.
If it were a platypus I'd point and laugh at the pwnage.
I'd probably just call the RSPCA actually.
If there was a platypus where you lived, I'd assume it's trying to kill itself. :dabs:
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