found jesus,
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found jesus,
why? do you need to be saved?
is he lost? I did not lose him, but I did see him in the un-employment office... Had on a dickie's jumpsuit and had a name tag... spoke with a heavy spanish accent... Nice guy, that Jesus
I didnt know i was spose tah be lookin fo hem.
"You know what all those criples down there saying jesus this jesus that,
have you found jesus yet ?
They say God is listening, and I need to help myself
and if i do, i can walk beside him in the kingdom of heaven.
Did you hear what I said?
WALK beside him in the kingdom of heaven
well kiss my crippled ass
God is listening?
What a crock of shit
Im goin to heaven nicholas
oh really?
well before you do, why don't you go down to the store and get me another bottle of ripple?
Nahan, I will baste you with sauce in hell, and ask you to saute' me brother...Wishing me not to awaken makes you as bad as I, but at least I know I am an asshole!
Cheers!
Never found him, perhaps he's having a Burger (or should that be a loaf and 3 fishes?) with Elvis?? :D
<_< :blink: .... :unsure:
Try the yellow pages!