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Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology

By EMILY SMITH
US Editor
January 23, 2007



TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.


The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html

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Seems about right.

David Ike luvs the cawk

Sounds like y'all got yourselves a new and improved David Ike V2.0!!

Reptilian humanoids ftw!!!!111231!one!!"""!!!!eleven!!!1

Oh aye, and Tom Cruise is a weak minded baw bag.

Double post suckage...

Did scientology actually foretell a messiah. I've read a fair bit of what it says, however I can't remember that part.

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Originally Posted by Colt Seevers

David Ike luvs the cawk

Sounds like y'all got yourselves a new and improved David Ike V2.0!!

Reptilian humanoids ftw!!!!111231!one!!"""!!!!eleven!!!1

Oh aye, and Tom Cruise is a weak minded baw bag.

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Lol, he looks like the guy on Blue Collar TV (btw, that show isn't funny when no drugs are involved or when ur sober, whatever).

I don't like Tom Cruise, thats funny how they call him Christ-like.

Go on then, prove he isn't :dabs:

Travolta must be really jealous

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Originally Posted by zedaxax

Travolta must be really jealous

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Dont worry he will get his only special place in their religion soon.

As Judas.

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Originally Posted by 4play

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Originally Posted by zedaxax

Travolta must be really jealous

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Dont worry he will get his only special place in their religion soon.

As Judas.

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