Things to do before you are 50

Ideally must be achieveable in less than 40 minutes :cry:

fuck as much girls you can

Make a thread to hopefully draw attention to the fact that it's your birthday.

Have a nice cup of tea?

Run down your street naked :idunno:

Congratulations in advance, tho'.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Ideally must be achieveable in less than 40 minutes :cry:

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is that when your 50 ?happy 50th have a good shag with the wifey

No, that's when he kills himself, ftw :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Make a thread to hopefully draw attention to the fact that it's your birthday.

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:whistling As if

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Originally Posted by bunny67

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Ideally must be achieveable in less than 40 minutes :cry:

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is that when your 50 ?happy 50th have a good shag with the wifey

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My ex might consider that a bit of an imposition but she did buy me and the kids a really nice meal in a Japanese noodle bar - which at 50 is almost sex. :dabs:

Sorted = it was all the talk of sex - it distracted me.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by bunny67

is that when your 50 ?happy 50th have a good shag with the wifey

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My ex might consider that a bit of an imposition but she did me and the kids a really nice meal in a Japanese noodle bar - which at 50 is almost sex. :dabs:

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You might want to re-think that post.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by Biggles

My ex might consider that a bit of an imposition but she did me and the kids a really nice meal in a Japanese noodle bar - which at 50 is almost sex. :dabs:

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You might want to re-think that post.

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I'll second that :dabs: