If you had an Alien in your stomach..

Apart from regretting taking taking the job, suing the company,

What would you do?


http://www.serenadawn.com/Alien-burster.jpg

Bite it's fucking head off, spit it out then scream "fuck you!"

You will make a great father.

or i might wait for it to be born out of my arse, if it doesnt decide to burst out of my chest while im eating my breakfast.

id ask him to stop

if that didnt work id report him

then ask the admins to ban him







/reported incase he gets any ideas

if you had a worm eating your optic nerve. would you be more freaked out about having an animal in your head or going blind?

yes

possibly

As much as I like Mexican food, I am not a cannibal. :noes:

I would drink pure lemonade and eat the spiciest foods.

Sure I will pay later on the toilet, but there's an alien in my stomach