How do you tell one he reeks of wee and should get the fuck away from you, politely?
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How do you tell one he reeks of wee and should get the fuck away from you, politely?
"Get the fuck away from me, you reek of wee!"
Hows this?
Quote:
Excuse me dear sir, but I happened to notice that somehow, you have been surrounded by some sort of circle of wee-ish smell. I do not know whether this has something to do with your BO or not, bit I would just like to test it, so if you could please step a couple miles back, so I can be sure it is NOT your BO, I would be very happy.
Many thanks etc.
Get the fuck away from me, you reek of wee.
And also, you're hurting Bo's feelings.
Fuck off! You're sitting on my colostomy bag, twat.
-bd
"You stink of piss, you fucking hobo, get the fuck away from me" usually works for Allen5.
He doesn't hang around when he hears that, so I'm told :smilie4:
He's the one sitting on my bag.
-bd :snooty:
Aileen is a hobo and brotherboobie has had a colostomy? Intaresting :sly:
This is weird. What's the odds of a Swede sitting on my colostomy bag- and
another Swede sitting on Allen's bag, at the same time?
I thought you "guys" were neutral?
-bd
someones sitting on alans bag and it smells like wee? :unsure: