I want to live life backwards

I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day,and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case!!

lol interesting theory I like it.

Perhaps not so appealing to anyone that remembers what happened to the cat behind the bushes in the "backwards" episode of red dwarf. (think what happens when you go to the toilet)

that's very nice thanks for this one

Haha awesome =)

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Originally Posted by hippychick

I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day,and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case!!

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We all want it that way :whistling

Isn't that George's quote from Seinfeld? If not it's very similar.

That would be an interesting life huh! Just imagine having a backwards party. :D

Hehe,Never thought of anything like this before..

:P


Thanks!


:D

Nice theory! ;)