There's few things more satisfying..
than contesting a parking ticket in court and getting the judge to award you with a "not guilty" verdict with very muddy evidence. (i.e. moving your car out of the pedestrian ramp where you got the ticket and taking a picture of it parked legitimately a few feet away)
I'm 2 for 2 with contesting these annoying tickets. I feel like Matlock :happy:
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than falling and smashing your teeth in the sidewalk, only to be dragged by a pitbull to the nearest bone backup in the park
then being saved by a traffic warden who is also a hobbyist abortionist and dentist, whom you marry have 3 kids with until you hit a pebble with your suv, while writting her an sms and swerve into a container full of poker cards.
Had you not swerved you would have killed the dalai lama, hence you are reincarnated as a fetish.
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what's a pedestrian ramp? :unsure:
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rossco
what's a pedestrian ramp? :unsure:
its a one of those inclined things along a sidewalk that allows people with disability to pass easier
http://www.transalt.org/e-bulletin/2...ges/after2.jpg
or rollerblading noobs to roll easier.
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DefianceX
wtd did you park infront of one of them for?
Aren't the always in intersections?:huh:
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Not always. In residential sections here in NY, you can see them not only in intersections but in the middle as well. I figure they cater to the elderly which was many, in the neighborhood.
Besides, I was just partly blocking it and the ass gave me the ticket around 6:30 am on a Sunday morning ffs. I was going to work at 7 am. The ass probably had to meet a quota.
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We have the same laws in Texas, though I'm sure it's nationwide. Blocking the ramps violates ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act) laws.
Well done moving and then taking a pic. :lol:
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Im very proud of it myself :happy:
Useful fact: If you contest a ticket in front of a judge, theres a 50% chance it will be dismissed and 19% chance that the fine will be reduced.
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Traffic wardens around here are sneaky now, they take photographs themselves every time they issue a ticket so you cant contest it.
I only learnt this after parking in a residents parking bay that had been suspended and was sign posted. I came back to a ticket so i cut down the sign and took a photo without the sign up and sent it in to contest the ticket. The council responded with their own photo with the sign still up right above my car.
I should have accused them of photoshopin it.
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Have you ever nicked a microwave for your mom?