The most amazing quotes in the world......ever!!

k so this is pretty much a thread to just show off you Google (or memory) skills and enlighten people to your fantastical knowledge of the spoken word (or written) and those who's observations have made laugh and cry....

like :

"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber." ~Plato

"Friends are relatives you make for yourself." ~Eustache Deschamps

"God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time." ~Robin Williams

"I think, therefore I am" ~~~ Rene Descartes

"A joke's a very serious thing." - Winston Churchill

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.

Robert Wilensky,

This above all: to thine own self be true; And it must follow, as the night the day; Thou canst not then be false to any man.

William Shakespeare,

"I'm a born-again atheist." ~Gore Vidal

Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.

Kurt Vonnegut

A smart man solves the problem, an intelligent one avoids it - enstein

There's some lesbian thing on the telly so I'm gonna have a flick

Teh wench.

"In a closed society the only crime is getting caught" ~Hunter S Thompson