The Car Accident:

THE CAR ACCIDENT:

This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work.

I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car

at a light because I was not really paying attention.

"Great, just great", I muttered.

The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me.

He was a dwarf.

He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me,

I rolled down my window.

He said, "I'm not happy"...

To which I replied, "Well..... which one are you then?"

Haha :lol::lol:

Grumpy, for sure, lol!

My Blond wife didn't get it LOL

lmao PWNED.

good one lol

Lmfao :lol:

Good one! LOL :lol:

hahahahhahahaha, best joke i've heard in awhile

Good one :)