I don't understand

Right, I know nothing about car accidents and what you're supposed to do etc...

Anyways, when we were in town on Saturday morning we touched another car with our bumper, result was a wee scrape out of the paintwork on the either car and a scuff mark on our bumper. Changed details and insurance details but agreed we would probably settle this without the insurance as the cost would be less than the excess.
Now there's a message from a solicitor on my answer machine asking us to get in touch?
Why? :unsure:

the person who you had an accident with has probably changed his mind and it depends who hit who first if you hit him he will claim more of you as it usually doesn't affect his no claims

Their life is so uneventful, hence call in the troops.

money.

he might try and claim delayed whiplash or stress depending on what speed you was going

plead insanity

lol, we were doing about 5 mile an hour.

exactement

you will have to ring that solicitor and see what he is claiming for

skweeky, look its simple, people are jealous, they want what you have.
since your insanely famous hollywood celebrity with style, it is obvious that these lowlifes try to cash in on your hard work.

yes i bet you was driving around in your ferrari again :)