Neighbors, Bushes, Pishery, The Pished, And The Pissed Off...

I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
was looking at my cock.

I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.


Fair's fair.


-bd :mellow:

What was his response?

Surprisingly, just a grunt and the shambling sound his shoes made, as he shuffled off
in a huff.


-bd :dabs:

I take it this was the other side to Larry.

Happened to me once. It was a Saturday night, like.

The toilet was unreasonably occupied by a mysterious female. All gravity and urgency pointed to the back yard.

The moment I started pissing, I heard a quick thud from the neighbouring window. Now I know my neighbour knows wot my cawk looks like, like.

Happens on the streets where people go out at night here.

You turn unsuspectingly to a sidestrazze and there's a big frankfurter pouring yellow pish out like a tankard.

Very disturbing imagery for one who's on the verge of retching all over the place.

What the neighbour may have seen.

http://bitimage.co.uk/images/23uw8tmw8mlozby7sch.jpg

It's got 'the eye'..

/me runs

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
was looking at my cock.

I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.


Fair's fair.


-bd :mellow:

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the rules clearly state that you are now entitled to one free look at her bewbs or two free looks at one of her bewbs.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
was looking at my cock.

I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.


Fair's fair.


-bd :mellow:

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the rules clearly state that you are now entitled to one free look at her bewbs or two free looks at one of her bewbs.

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Interesting choice.
I'd probably go for the two viewings of one boob option.