Talking yourself through a shit
My OH just sent me this :happy::
I was just sitting in the toilet of the Portherhouse reading and this man came into the cubicle next to me, had a piss, then it went quiet as he started concentrating on having a poo. Then I heard him whisper ‘come on, that’s it baby, come on’ and then some more really quiet whispering. Either he has constipation problems or he really enjoys pooing.
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He was probably having a wank. The "plop" would have been a tissue full of spunk.
You don't know much about men, do you?
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Sounds like a clear cut case of cottaging.
Your OH sounds like a true innocent. Bless him.
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Did your hubby not notice the hole in the wall with the knob sticking out. :unsure:
The guy was probably expecting some glory hole action.
How disappointing for him. :no:
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:O
You're all howwible :snooty:
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The world is a scary place. Don't knock it until you've tried it.
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He says 'hahaha very funny' and then I did a sort of charade of him reading a book on the lav and doing a double take as a big penis started tickling him in the ear, and then he stopped laughing, so he did.
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every holes a glory hole, is it not? :eyebrows:
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If you're ghey, I suppose so... :idunno: