Nyarrghhhh, Greek Hips.

Ok so the best friend chose a bridesmaids dress for me for her wedding. i go and try it on in the shop and it looks lovely apart from the fact that the zip won't go over my hips, even though its a size bigger than I normally take. Looks like I'll be living on carrots for the next three months and be a narky bollox otherwise the best friend will slaughter me.

Fucking Nazi formal dressmakers thinking that all women go straight up and down.

Fucking weddings

Fucking Greeks.


I apologise for perhaps the girliest post I've ever posted.

I love your hips, and I've never even seen them. True story :hug:

Well you can have the bloody things then because they are causing me no end of fecking trauma. Honestly, if I could have a hipectomy now, I would. :angry:

hips are perhaps the sexiest part on a woman after bewbs.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

hips are perhaps the sexiest part on a woman after bewbs.

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Try telling that to the evil hipp-ist bastard that made the fecking dress, and try telling that to the fraught best mate who has her heart set on this particular one. Feck Feck feck it to Feckery. :angry:

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

hips are perhaps the sexiest part on a woman after bewbs.

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Try telling that to the evil hipp-ist bastard that made the fecking dress, and try telling that to the fraught best mate who has her heart set on this particular one. Feck Feck feck it to Feckery. :angry:

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is this the green pea dress? :no:

Yes its the green pea dress. And in order to get these fecking hips into it I'll be starving myself right the way up to the wedding. The rest of it fits fine, its just these stupid greek hippy hips. Heredity sucks bawls.

I don't even wear fecking dresses at the best of times. I am now in a foul mood, therefore I'm going to do an anti-hips work out dvd then go to bed and sulk. As I will be doing until sept-fucking-ember.

It's clearly the dresses fault and not yours CG. Tell it to fix up or GTFO.

Can't you cut little hip-shaped chevrons out of each side :blink:

I reckon that'd be awesome :johnpaulgaultier:

do you have an exercise ball? cos hip extensions >*