On your deathbed

Do you reckon you'll think "God I wish I'd spent more time on internets forums, talking shite and posting smilies"

I don't think i'd be talking to God at all. I'd more likely be thinking about what to write about the experience in my next novel. I already have a name for it. Death and posting pish on the internets.

Mate, my last words will probably be to yourself.

Pretty sad.

No offense, like.

Would it be terribly sad and vacuous to think 'I wish I'd had more sex'? :unsure:

Well, it was good enough for Betjeman :snooty:

Thats it. You've creeped me out now, so I'm leaving. :snooty:

I'll do a mulder self-imposed ban....

Don't try and stop me.

No! Don't go! Etc!

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Would it be terribly sad and vacuous to think 'I wish I'd had more sex'? :unsure:

Well, it was good enough for Betjeman :snooty:

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Wilde - Either those curtains go or I do

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Would it be terribly sad and vacuous to think 'I wish I'd had more sex'? :unsure:

Well, it was good enough for Betjeman :snooty:

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Wilde - Either those curtains go or I do

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I thought it was 'wallpaper'.

Can't decide which is best.

There are many reputed last Wilde lines but those two stand up somewhat.

I had always thought curtains.

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Wilde - Either those curtains go or I do

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I thought it was 'wallpaper'.

Can't decide which is best.

There are many reputed last Wilde lines but those two stand up somewhat.

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I thought it was a rug. His editor was infamous for having a notoriously horrible toupee.


True story?


-bd