funniest news story EVER!!! lol wtf??

Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage attack

The Associated Press
Article Launched: 09/07/2008 03:57:19 PM PDT


FRESNO, Calif.—Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing. Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.
Burrimond said Vasquez was arrested after deputies found a wallet containing his ID at the ransacked house just east of Fresno.
The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.








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Nice story though ...

Mexicans do that a lot in Mexico, especially in the southern parts.....they think its funny.

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Nice story though ...

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Kooftspc11 was only interested because there was a sausage involved.

Nice use of smileys D.

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what is that !!!!:D

Well that's just... :ermm: crazy. People never cease to amaze me.

It's not crazy ... it's 'trolling' at it's best.

BTW: Thx!

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Mexicans do that a lot in Mexico, especially in the southern parts.....they think its funny.

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It's not crazy ... it's 'trolling' at it's best.

BTW: Thx!

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This shit made me laugh more than the story did! And all on the first page...Classic!