Things you should never do

1. Eating a spicy curry whilst having heartburn :ermm:

Rubbing Vicks on your chest and then touching your private parts

chop chillies then change a non-applicator tampon

Get a nose piercing on a Parisian flea market

shaving while drunk

Wood-carving in the dark. :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

1. Eating a spicy curry whilst having heartburn :ermm:

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What kind of fucking moranic baffoon would do that.

me :(

I know you wouldn't, Skweeky.

I couldn't resist. It was mind over physical discomfort. I use the excuse it was in preparation for labour. :snooty: