Top Ten Country & Western Songs

Top Ten Country & Western Songs


10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Butt All Day Long.

Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?(used that on a woman once,it doesn't work as well as you might think).

I’m Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner(also surprisingly ineffective).

I Only Have Eyes For You,
But Look What I’ve Got For Your Sister

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I’m Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner

I Only Have Eyes For You,
But Look What I’ve Got For Your Sister

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Excellent!

good :D