Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a break in their soon-
to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves
set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to
walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman
walked to the window, had a peek in, and in a thick Irish accent asked 'What
might ye be sellin' here?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling assholes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, 'Well then, it looks like you're
doin' quite well... only two left!'
Englishmen, God bless them, should not mess with the Irish.
