Oi Nigel!

Can I post that picture of you looking like Mick Jagger? :unsure:

Please do, mate. No problem.

JP, you're not Nigel. I also happened to see a picture of Nigel's living room. It seems he's planning on taking over the Netherlands :fear:

Oh sorry, I just assumed it was me.

Carry on.

I would like to see it, so please go ahead. I'm sure Nige would oblige.

Where on earth is Nigel anyway? He's not been in for days. Did someone forget to take him out of his coffee shop when we locked up one night?

He's trying frantically to get cosmetic surgery so he can update his Face(book).

Looking at all the PC power in his living room, he's in the middle of a Weird Science experimenent :fear:

no, dont

chmod 000 nigel