Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were
sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher
approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tilly, being older and feebler, couldn't reach that far.
Bless her heart.
