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there's this girl at work rite, we'll call her Tits McGee. She's not great looking or anything and even has a boyfriend but she keeps feeling me up and stuff at work! everytime she walks past she'll grab me or slide her hand across my waist and if she needs to talk to me about something work related she'll lyke stand up real close to me and push her chest out and stuff and yesterday she actually grabbed my junk!1 :o i was all lyke GTFO bitch im doing data recovery!!!! :o

i have never touched her once! but she keeps doing all this shit to me, she's 19 and her boyfriends 36 and has tattoos on his head and looks like he eats broken glass for a laugh, he doesn't seem to be in good shape or anything, just fucking mental... :ermm:

if this keeps up im tempted to poke her pooper but at the same time i cannot afford to get fired for something stoopid :ermm:


i just know she's gonna do more stuff today :no:

I vote you have sex with her on your desk.

I'm pretty sure she hasn't cleared this with me, Crabby or Skweeks :angry:. Does she know it's 50p a go?

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Originally Posted by mathea

i vote you have sex with her on your desk.

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+1

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'm pretty sure she hasn't cleared this with me, Crabby or Skweeks :angry:. Does she know it's 50p a go?

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Squeams, you're closest to him, go and sort it out and make it clear mouldy has 3 pimps for a very good reason.

Report her for sexual her ass mint.

Or, give her your paypal details and advise her you will deliver the goods as soon as payment has been received.

To be honest, I'd be feeling him up as well if I worked at the same place.

But then, I'm allowed to.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

To be honest, I'd be feeling him up as well if I worked at the same place.

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I think we'd all have to check to see if the legends held true.