Funny stories from your life

This thread is about experienced or seen funny things in life which you would like to share.

Could be anything, like a week ago I was at a train to work, when the train stops at a train station, and one minute after as its almost closing the doors, I see a guy running towards the train yelling to stop, and then he tries to get his feet in between the door to hold it. And hes foot gets stuck. Next thing happens that the conductor steps out and yells at him how unbelievable and ridiculouse he is and waited a minute or so before releasing him. And I and everybody else was just laughing our lungs off.

Sure wasnt funny for the guy with his foot stuck, I think he went home afterwards, hehe.

Your turn.