How to safely pick up soap in a prison shower

:ghey:Oh Bummer:wub:

Is this a FAQ?




-doobs :mellow:

:lol:

LAWL. :lol:
a great guide for n00b convicts.

safest way is to take a shawer with a razer blade in your bum at all times. take it off when you're done, rinse it, put it under your mattress and then use it again the next day

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Originally Posted by Albo Da Kid

safest way is to take a shawer with a razer blade in your bum at all times. take it off when you're done, rinse it, put it under your mattress and then use it again the next day

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I gather your speaking from experience.

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Is this a FAQ?




-doobs :mellow:

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Hey did you just change your avatar ?? You know to a bum one . :happy: I'm teasing its one of my favorites . ( Famous Liberace quote } .

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

I gather your speaking from experience.

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yea i fell for it a couple of times..26-27 stitches i got one time. my tool still works but it looks like it got into a fight with a group of Chechens

..or black ppll after skipping the welfare line

Carmen Ortega can drop the soap anytime. That babe of the week was the best part of this thread. OK, maybe I'll start practicing carrying a razor blade in my ass. :unsure: