Don't read these drinking coffee unless you have a spare keyboard or a dust-cover...
"A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to it's head."
"Your mouse has been moved. Windows 95 must be restarted for the change to take effect."
"How many six year olds does it take to design software?" --From Microsoft Ad.
"Fdisk format reinstall, doo dah doo dah, Fdisk format reinstall, oh the doo dah day"
"Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it." -- Seymour Cray commenting on virtual memory
"Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches." - Steve Ballmer
"You know who I think our biggest competitor is? Linux. Linux, Linux, Linux, Linux. Burn it on your forehead, people: Linux." - Steve Ballmer - Microsoft's CEO - at last month's annual employee meeting
"If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed... ..oh wait, he does."
"Never let it be said that Redmond doesn't respond swiftly to repeated, gross humiliations." - The Register on Microsoft
"UNIX is an operating system, OS/2 is half an operating system, Windows is a shell, and DOS is a boot partition virus."
"Some of the best features of Internet Explorer 5 haven't even been invented yet." - from microsoft.com
"Windows and Linux both suck. The difference is that Linux sucks twice as fast and 10 times more reliably, and since you have the source, it's your fault."
"Nobody ever got fired for choosing Microsoft. Nobody ever looked stupid for choosing Linux."
"Windows 2000 - from the guys who brought us edlin"
"The only product that Microsoft would make that wouldn't suck is a vacuum cleaner." <---LMFAO!!!!!
"Windows isn't that horrible. For 90 minutes at a time it's a great gaming platform."
"The box said it requires Windows XP or better so I installed Linux."
