will trade one mint condition Princess Unicorn for HDBits invite

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I have a small batch of mint condition, first edition Princess Unicorn still in their pristine boxes that have never been opened! I may have drank too much eggnog at the office Christmas party, but I am ready, willing and able to part with one of these amazing creatures for a mere pittance, one invite to HDBits.org. That's right, I said, I will trade one mint condition Princess Unicorn for an HDBits invite! I know! I can hardly believe myself!

If you are not convinced by the sheer face of this deal, I have six words for you: Her horn can pierce the sky! If you doubt that, I have five more words for you: It's a collector's edition, buddy! Princess Unicorn will never be made again! You think collecting tracker accounts or archiving terabytes of high definition movies is worthwhile? You think gold is a safe way to save for your retirement just because it's shiny? Ha! The shrewd decision would be to get in on this rare item while you can. Don't believe me? Look at this chart:

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Now, I'm not a financial expert, but I do my own taxes and by the way, Warren Buffet is my second-cousin-thrice-removed on my mother's side, so I'm pretty sure that chart makes it clear that investing in Princess Unicorn is the best financial decision you could make in these precarious economic times.

In the words of one of my lucky customers Achebe Chinua of Lagos: "VERRY TRUSTED TRADE ER! MR. TROLLINTHUNDER SENT ORDER MONEY FAST ASAP!! GREAT BUSINESS SUCCESS WITH HIM!!"

Sure, those customer testimonials mean little, but a picture is worth a thousand words:

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I am looking for someone willing to make the swap on 12/21/09 between 00:01 GMT and 06:00 GMT, so I can still make it to bed in time for my beauty sleep. If you would like to meet in a public place in the Scranton, Pennsylvania area, we could go to a Dunkin Donuts (I'm not allowed in Starbucks anymore after an unfortunate incident using their WiFi). If you are a real 21st Century fellow with an HTC (Human Transportation Client) we can arrange our swap over GChat.

In conclusion, don't let this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity pass you by. This Christmas, you could be singing:

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I'm not normally a trader, but for this gem, I may have to look into it. I don't know what this HD Bits is (I have had Alpha Bits, and those are delish- comparable, maybe? LMK).

I do have a few original Star Wars action figures (not new, but played with very nicely for the past 30+ years).

Can we work something out?

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Please move this back to requests because I am a very serious antitrader. My offer is more like a blessing than an trade of roughly equivalent commodities.

Obviously this is not a trade.:frusty:

Indeed, it is a genuine request, which may or may not be returned with a blessing that may or may not be a Princess Unicorn, whose horn can fucking pierce the sky.

If it would help make it seem genuine, I will show some proofs of where I've been a good user. I'll readily concede that I have not always respected my accounts. But until that charge is levied, I will not offer a counterargument or explanation as to why I'm a much more mature, respectful person and thus a better torrent user.

I believe I can keep a good ratio at respectable sites with just my home connection. I don't think that says it all though.

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Suffice it to say that I will cherish a chance to be a member of HDBits, downloading anything that strikes my interest and seeding it for quite a while, posting lame attempts at humor in the forums and probably idling in IRC and making further lame attempts at humor. Other than that, as you can see from my proofs, I am donor. What you don't see, is that, rather than spend money on a seedbox, I upgraded my home connection and try to donate what might have been spent on a seedbox to worthy sites, meaning upwards of several hundred euro per year. I don't know what else I can do to contribute to a site other than to use it as much as it deserves to be used.